Okay, before we get down to the cutest little wooden key chains you will see on a eBay today, I know some of you are sitting there thinking, “meeple? what?”, so it might first be best to explain. 

Meeple is the word for simplified humanoid board game pieces, and I've gone and turned ’em into adorable key chains.

Meeples turn up in German board games, like the tile-based Carcasonne, wherein the little wooden figures with the stiff limbs serve as farmers staking claim to to hills and landscapes on your behalf. 

So choose your colour. Are you team "black like my soul" or do you rock a primary coloured meeple?