Like Aristotle, who tutored Alexander the Great, I'm willing to tutor the brightest among you for two semesters and then some, to fund my humanist goals.  This will only be the beginning of a partnership between us.  My foundation, the Savant Garde Institute, a Futurist Think Tank, seeks new connections all over the World and a whole new generation of World Leaders to recruit as its associates and disciples.  There really IS a butterfly effect at work in the Cosmos and it is centered right where the two of us merge!  Make it happen for both of us if you are rich enough to afford this kind of seed money.  Time is of the essence!