| Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater | |
| A1 | | Introduction, A Gift From Derrick |
| A2 | | Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow |
| A3 | | Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW |
| A4 | | Ask A Pastor |
| A5 | | Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center |
| A6 | | A Linkedin Profile |
| A7 | | The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe |
| B8 | | Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine |
| B9 | | Contacting Celebrities On Facebook |
| B10 | | Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH |
| B11 | | Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods |
| B12 | | I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage |
| | A Guided Meditation For The Thoughtful Body | |
| C1 | | Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable |
| C2 | | The Body |
| C3 | | Feet & Legs |
| C4 | | Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo |
| C5 | | Heart |
| C6 | | Throat, Arms & Hands |
| C7 | | Head |
| C8 | | Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax |
| | Fuckscape | |
| D1 | | Enter The Fuckscape |
| D2 | | Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner |
| D3 | | I’m A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor |
| D4 | | I Thought I Was The Pancake Man |
| D5 | | You’re A World-Class Pussy-Grifter |
| | Eugene's Comprehensive Sound Effects Library | |
| E1 | | Introduction |
| E2 | | Horse |
| E3 | | Horse Galloping |
| E4 | | Horse III |
| E5 | | Duck |
| E6 | | Duck II |
| E7 | | Dog |
| E8 | | Cat |
| E9 | | Cat Purring |
| E10 | | Cat Asking For Directions |
| E11 | | Two Sheep Arguing |
| E12 | | Mice Making Fried Rice |
| E13 | | Bear |
| E14 | | Wolf |
| E15 | | Fox Embarrassed About His Boner |
| E16 | | Giraffe Sleeping |
| E17 | | Turtle |
| E18 | | Turtle II |
| E19 | | Chicken Prostitute Haggling |
| E20 | | Shark |
| E21 | | Toilet Flushing |
| E22 | | Blender |
| E23 | | Automatic Door Opening |
| E24 | | Doorbell |
| E25 | | Alarm Clock |
| E26 | | Frying Pan Sizzle |
| E27 | | Teapot Whistle |
| E28 | | Dishwasher Running |
| E29 | | Telephone Ringing |
| E30 | | Telephone Falling On The Ground |
| E31 | | Shower Running |
| E32 | | Crackling Fire |
| E33 | | VCR Ejecting A Tape |
| E34 | | Group Of Businessmen Agreeing |
| E35 | | Baby Locked In A Dresser |
| E36 | | Fart |
| E37 | | Long Fart |
| E38 | | Fart III |
| E39 | | Little Girl Crying |
| E40 | | Man Walking In Boots |
| E41 | | Screaming Man |
| E42 | | Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man |
| E43 | | TV Audience Clapping At Food |
| E44 | | Drum Circle |
| E45 | | Rave |
| E46 | | Last Guy At A Rave |
| E47 | | Train |
| E48 | | Steam Engine |
| E49 | | Neon Sign |
| E50 | | Motorcycle |
| E51 | | Scanning An Item |
| E52 | | Feeling For A Ripe Avocado |
| E53 | | Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy |
| E54 | | Jack-In-The-Box |
| E55 | | Jigsaw Puzzle |
| E56 | | Fire Truck |
| E57 | | Video Game |
| E58 | | Italian Person Eating A Pizza Pie |
| E59 | | Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For |
| E60 | | Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar |
| E61 | | Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock |
| E62 | | Powerful Senator |
| E63 | | Powerful Senator II |
| E64 | | Fighter Plane |
| E65 | | Ambient Noise In An Airplane |
| E66 | | Airplane Flying |
| E67 | | Police Siren |
| E68 | | Police Siren In Europe |
| E69 | | Police Siren In Belgium |
| E70 | | Gun Shot |
| E71 | | Machine Gun |
| E72 | | .357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon |
| E73 | | Gays In The Military |
| E74 | | Thunder |
| E75 | | Rain |
| E76 | | Hurricane |
| E77 | | Blizzard |
| E78 | | Snowing |
| E79 | | Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business |
| E80 | | Computer Downloading A File |
| E81 | | New Email |
| E82 | | Traffic |
| E83 | | Kids Playing In The Park |
| E84 | | Kids Playing In The Park II |
| E85 | | Spaceship Flying |
| E86 | | Spaceship Crashing |
| E87 | | Going To Warp Speed |
| E88 | | Alien Supermarket |
| E89 | | Laser Gunfire |
| E90 | | Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands |
| E91 | | Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower |
| E92 | | Tacos |
| E93 | | Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats |
| E94 | | Tree Falling In A Forest |
| E95 | | Jewish Person Saying “Oy Vey” Wrong |
| E96 | | Summertime |
| E97 | | People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency |
| E98 | | Helicopters |
| E99 | | Living Helicopter Complaining |
| F100 | | Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna |
| F101 | | Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial |
| F102 | | Elephant Having Trouble |
| F103 | | One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money |
| F104 | | Telephone Calling A Toaster |
| F105 | | Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question |
| F106 | | Shortwave Radio |
| F107 | | Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall |
| F108 | | Dentist Having Sex |
| F109 | | Panda At A Hotel |
| F110 | | Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them |
| F111 | | Cat That Doesn't Mind |
| F112 | | Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky |
| F113 | | Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous |
| F114 | | Old Man’s Penis |
| F115 | | Dial Tone |
| F116 | | Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom |
| F117 | | Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie |
| F118 | | Guy Getting A Sweet Beej |
| F119 | | Fire Hydrant That Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know It’s Anti-Semitic |
| F120 | | Bellhop Who Got Stung |
| F121 | | LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi |
| F122 | | LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise |
| F123 | | Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich |
| F124 | | Too Many Pieces Of Paper |
| F125 | | Puddle |
| F126 | | Magic Clown Using His Powers |
| F127 | | Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion |
| F128 | | The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better |
| F129 | | Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong |
| F130 | | Misogynistic Maple Trees |
| F131 | | Apple Sauce Being Naughty |
| F132 | | Safe Word |
| F133 | | Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf |
| F134 | | Cookies Being Arrested |
| F135 | | Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat |
| F136 | | Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World |
| F137 | | Desk Covered In Hair |
| F138 | | Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time |
| F139 | | Boy Who Loves Hammocks |
| F140 | | Dustpan |
| F141 | | A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter |
| F142 | | Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies |
| F143 | | Yellow Line That Divides Roads |
| F144 | | Smell Of A Pear |
| F145 | | Group Of Wealthy Men |
| F146 | | Confused Child |
| F147 | | 25 Rats Sleeping |
| F148 | | Flowers |
| F149 | | Fishing |
| F150 | | Boat |
| F151 | | Mizzenmast |
| F152 | | Bow |
| F153 | | Stern |
| F154 | | Basement |
| F155 | | Rainbow |
| F156 | | Telescope Being Defensive |
| F157 | | Larry King Being Told Important Information |
| F158 | | Well |
| F159 | | The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record |
| F160 | | Salad |
| F161 | | Little Girl Teasing A Lamp |
| F162 | | Zoo With Nothing To Lose |
| F163 | | Racist Stapler |
| F164 | | Friendship Bracelet |
| F165 | | Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir |
| F166 | | Two Lost Fireflies |
| F167 | | Humpback Whale |
| F168 | | Elevator At The Empire State Building |
| F169 | | Tip Of A Billionaire’s Penis |
| F170 | | Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood |
| F171 | | French Kids Picking Apples |
| F172 | | Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts |
| F173 | | Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated |
| F174 | | RomneyCare & ObamaCare |
| F175 | | The Nerve Of Some People |
| F176 | | Boner School |
| F177 | | Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident |
| F178 | | A BuzzFeed List |
| F179 | | Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged |
| F180 | | Fox News & MSNBC |
| F181 | | Amicable Divorce |
| F182 | | Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom |
| F183 | | Snacks In Iraq |
| F184 | | Telecommuting Cat |
| F185 | | Nano-Horse |
| F186 | | Hebrew Ray |
| F187 | | Caldor Binge Drinking |
| F188 | | Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game |
| F189 | | Details |
| F190 | | School Teacher Given Permission |
| F191 | | High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future |
| F192 | | Cheese |
| F193 | | Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City |
| F194 | | The Czech Republic |
| F195 | | Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad |
| F196 | | Hotel Bed That Is Tired |
| F197 | | Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels |
| F198 | | Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction |
| | Digital Drugs | |
| G1 | | A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs |
| G2 | | Marijuana |
| G3 | | PCP |
| G4 | | Heroin |
| G5 | | Apple Cider Vinegar |
| G6 | | MDMA |
| H7 | | LSD |
| H8 | | Amoxicillin |
| H9 | | Peyote |
| H10 | | Amaretto Sour |
| H11 | | Oxycodone |
| | Over 45 Minutes Of Crying | |
| I1 | | Crying |
| I2 | | More Crying |
| I3 | | Still Crying |
| J1 | | I Simply Keep Crying |
| | Introduction To Spoken Russian | |
| K1 | | Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook |
| K2 | | Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations |
| K3 | | Conversational Russian In The Workplace |
| K4 | | Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings |
| K5 | | Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest |
| K6 | | Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances In Public Spaces |
| K7 | | Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia |
| K8 | | Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World Of Academia |
| K9 | | Polite Ways To Engage People Of High Status |
| | Ringtones & Outgoing Voicemail Messages For Your Personal Use | |
| L1 | | Intro To Ringtones |
| L2 | | Phone Call |
| L3 | | Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate |
| L4 | | Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo |
| L5 | | Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp |
| L6 | | Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle |
| L7 | | Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada |
| L8 | | Phone Is Ringing |
| L9 | | Friend |
| L10 | | Love |
| L11 | | Spicy Fish |
| L12 | | Mother Calling |
| L13 | | Father Calling |
| L14 | | Mother 2 |
| L15 | | Father 2 |
| L16 | | Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da |
| L17 | | Aaaaaaaa |
| L18 | | Wife Calling |
| L19 | | Husband Calling |
| L20 | | Someone Is Calling |
| L21 | | Fuckface Calling |
| L22 | | Acquaintance |
| L23 | | Unnnnnn |
| L24 | | Auauauauauauau |
| L25 | | Wouowowoooouuuooo |
| L26 | | Whistle Ring |
| L27 | | Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr |
| L28 | | Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr |
| L29 | | Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu |
| L30 | | Gwreeegwkqreu |
| L31 | | Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu |
| L32 | | Hraaaa! Hraavlaa! |
| L33 | | Luuuuleelaaalalou!! |
| L34 | | Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua |
| L35 | | Answer The Phone |
| L36 | | Pffrrrtttt |
| L37 | | Susan Sarandon Is Calling |
| L38 | | Colleague |
| L39 | | Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo |
| L40 | | Hey! |
| L41 | | Waffles |
| L42 | | Fuckbuddy |
| L43 | | Piano Cleaner |
| L44 | | Bryan |
| L45 | | Cream Cheese |
| L46 | | Rabbi |
| L47 | | Priest |
| L48 | | I Can't Answer The Phone |
| L49 | | Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages |
| L50 | | Dr. Fart |
| L51 | | Sarah |
| L52 | | Social Anxiety |
| L53 | | The Sizzle-Maker |
| L54 | | Mittens |
| L55 | | Kate |
| L56 | | No Answer |
| L57 | | Debbie |
| L58 | | Andrew |
| L59 | | Phil Donahue |
| L60 | | Kaitlin |
| L61 | | Old Man |
| L62 | | Steve |
| L63 | | Lucy |
| L64 | | Judy |
| L65 | | Megan |
| L66 | | Leave Your Name |
| L67 | | Kim |
| L68 | | Tim |
| L69 | | Miguel |
| L70 | | Sebastian |
| L71 | | Penicillin Dong |
| L72 | | Thong McHacky-Sack |
| L73 | | Matt |
| L74 | | Katie |
| L75 | | Confident Balls |
| L76 | | Robert |
| L77 | | Mr. Shitface |
| L78 | | Pile Of Sneakers |
| L79 | | Pasta Nasty |
| L80 | | Crème Fresh Jackson |
| L81 | | I Can’t Answer The Phone |
| L82 | | Flitchy Woo-Woo |
| L83 | | Slick Motherfucker |
| L84 | | Sleepy Horse |
| L85 | | Can’t Come To Phone |
| L86 | | Dawn |
| L87 | | I Am A Doctor |
| L88 | | Nick |
| L89 | | Poodle |
| L90 | | Hello, Mr. Cunt |
| L91 | | Standard Greeting 1 |
| L92 | | Standard Greeting 2 |
| L93 | | Standard Greeting 3 |
| L94 | | Standard Greeting 4 |
| L95 | | Standard Greeting 5 |
| L96 | | Standard Greeting 6 |
| L97 | | Standard Greeting 7 |
| L98 | | I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To) |
| | 195 Orgasms | |
| M1 | | Please Take Off Your Shoes |
| M2 | | Don Draper Has The Flu |
| M3 | | Moons Over Your Hammy |
| M4 | | It’s Not A Slumber Party Without Thor |
| M5 | | Now My Back Hurts |
| M6 | | Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up |
| M7 | | Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin |
| M8 | | Oops |
| M9 | | Sneaking Around The Zoo |
| M10 | | Goodnight, Buddy |
| M11 | | Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry |
| M12 | | Faxed To The Wrong Number |
| M13 | | Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing |
| M14 | | 1960’s Street Fight |
| M15 | | Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh… Thanks |
| M16 | | You Can Call Me Al (Not Song) |
| M17 | | Don’t Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret |
| M18 | | The Best Misunderstanding |
| M19 | | Whoa… Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel |
| M20 | | Kindhearted Fireman |
| M21 | | Let’s Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold |
| M22 | | Happy Valentine’s Day, Mr. And Mrs. President |
| M23 | | Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun |
| M24 | | Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner |
| M25 | | Goofballs Having Silly Fun |
| M26 | | The Jackal Never Misses! |
| M27 | | Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice Upstairs |
| M28 | | Mrs. Thunder / Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain |
| M29 | | Don’t Mind If I Do… |
| M30 | | Round One Goes To Princess-Rump |
| M31 | | Happy And Stuffed |
| M32 | | Just Another Guns N’ Roses Brunch |
| M33 | | Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp |
| M34 | | Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache |
| M35 | | Have We Met? |
| M36 | | No, Please… After You |
| M37 | | Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD… Actually, Keep It |
| M38 | | Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded |
| M39 | | 88% On Rotten Tomatoes |
| M40 | | Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy |
| M41 | | Two Rascals Showing Off |
| M42 | | 48 And Flexible |
| M43 | | That Was Worth It |
| M44 | | Bandits Helping Around The House |
| M45 | | Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling |
| M46 | | I’m The Autodidact Of Amour |
| M47 | | Oh, My Wife Knows |
| M48 | | That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded |
| M49 | | The Healing Heart / Mother-In-Law |
| M50 | | Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party |
| M51 | | We Get Five Weeks’ Vacation In Holland |
| M52 | | Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant |
| M53 | | Two Adults In A Small Space |
| M54 | | Dude, We’re On The 5 O’Clock News |
| M55 | | www.thepleasuresallmine.gov |
| M56 | | I Don’t Have The Hiccups Anymore |
| M57 | | Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven |
| M58 | | These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies! |
| M59 | | Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful |
| M60 | | I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now |
| M61 | | The Kindness Of Strangers |
| M62 | | We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind |
| M63 | | IT Department Doesn’t Have A Care In The World |
| M64 | | Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating |
| M65 | | I Voted For McCain In 2000 |
| M66 | | New Car Smell, Old Car Feel |
| M67 | | Paul Can Really Push Good |
| M68 | | Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want |
| M69 | | David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange |
| M70 | | Doin’ The Flip-A-Doo |
| M71 | | Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” Relaxer |
| M72 | | Germaphobe Does Not Mind |
| M73 | | Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise |
| M74 | | Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy |
| M75 | | Fart Walrus |
| M76 | | French Woman Enjoying A Danish |
| M77 | | No Shirt, No Shoes - Service |
| M78 | | With Or Without You (Preferably With) |
| M79 | | Shouts And Murmurs |
| M80 | | Pilates Are Invigorating |
| M81 | | I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu |
| M82 | | The Last Rock Star |
| M83 | | It's Noon Somewhere |
| M84 | | My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago |
| M85 | | Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good |
| M86 | | Love Clean Up, Aisle One |
| M87 | | Found Your Thing Using MapQuest |
| M88 | | Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store |
| M89 | | This Cheesecake Is Divine |
| M90 | | Jam Session |
| M91 | | Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To) |
| M92 | | Even Better Than An Associate Degree |
| M93 | | I Went To School In The Boston Area |
| M94 | | Happiness Is A Warm Dong |
| M95 | | Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole |
| M96 | | Call Me Dr. Stardust |
| M97 | | Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze |
| M98 | | Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator |
| M99 | | Operation Cooch-Toot |
| N100 | | Preggo! |
| N101 | | My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days |
| N102 | | Sure, In There Is Fine |
| N103 | | The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia |
| N104 | | Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!) |
| N105 | | We Were Just Talking About You |
| N106 | | Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford |
| N107 | | Sophisticated? |
| N108 | | We Deserve A Michelin Star |
| N109 | | Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces |
| N110 | | Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish |
| N111 | | How Very Hemmingway Of You |
| N112 | | Drinking Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk Carton |
| N113 | | Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation |
| N114 | | Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief |
| N115 | | I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia? |
| N116 | | Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short |
| N117 | | Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel? |
| N118 | | Dirty Boulevard |
| N119 | | Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays? |
| N120 | | Portland, ME Is Cool… But Really Weird |
| N121 | | The Wish-Maker Will See You Now |
| N122 | | Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker |
| N123 | | The Shenanigans You Requested |
| N124 | | What Gusto! |
| N125 | | Please Don’t Make This About Harold Pinter (Again) |
| N126 | | Wet Hot Americano |
| N127 | | A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source |
| N128 | | Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit |
| N129 | | A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven |
| N130 | | Too Soon? |
| N131 | | Please Be Quiet Or You’ll Wake Up My Titties |
| N132 | | Never You Mind That |
| N133 | | She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter |
| N134 | | Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game |
| N135 | | Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence |
| N136 | | Two Gigolos, One Office Manager |
| N137 | | Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting |
| N138 | | It Took Another Man’s Wife To Make This Boy A Man |
| N139 | | Nothing Goes To Waste |
| N140 | | My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse |
| N141 | | Make Yourself At Home |
| N142 | | Meet Me By The Condom Machine |
| N143 | | I Feel Like I’ve Known You For Hours |
| N144 | | Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out |
| N145 | | Fire Your Dentist! |
| N146 | | Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two |
| N147 | | Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit |
| N148 | | I’m The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There |
| N149 | | Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style |
| N150 | | Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship |
| N151 | | Sally’s In Charge |
| N152 | | Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons |
| N153 | | The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man” |
| N154 | | It’s Raining Dan |
| N155 | | It’s Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking) |
| N156 | | College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It’d Be |
| N157 | | Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help |
| N158 | | A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables |
| N159 | | Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting |
| N160 | | Best Friends / Next Level |
| N161 | | Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real |
| N162 | | Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding |
| N163 | | A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure |
| N164 | | So Glad That Was You Behind Me |
| N165 | | An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman |
| N166 | | Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude |
| N167 | | Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm |
| N168 | | Crammin’ For The Jam Exam |
| N169 | | I’m Glad We Waited Til Dusk |
| N170 | | You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir |
| N171 | | Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers |
| N172 | | You’re Like John Adams Times 1.5! |
| N173 | | Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer |
| N174 | | I Guess We’ll Need A New Kitchen |
| N175 | | Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other |
| N176 | | They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Man” |
| N177 | | Let’s Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl |
| N178 | | So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse |
| N179 | | File Under “The Rolling Stones” |
| N180 | | No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct |
| N181 | | My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles |
| N182 | | Two-State Solution With Benefits |
| N183 | | My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position |
| N184 | | Can’t Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey |
| N185 | | Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning |
| N186 | | So This Is Medicaid? |
| N187 | | Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie |
| N188 | | Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood |
| N189 | | Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door |
| N190 | | No Senator, I Already Have Two |
| N191 | | PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder |
| N192 | | Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work |
| N193 | | A Real Whodunnit! |
| N194 | | Horace’s Compromise |
| N195 | | Plutocrats Got Feelings Too |