...and we hope you will too! All of our T-shirts are professionally screen-printed using only the highest quality cotton Next Level Apparel Premium Tees.  They are Pre-shrunk, double needle stitched, ring-spun Super Soft cotton and are machine washable. We do not use cheap iron-ons or transfers. We screen print every tshirt with the highest quality  super-soft inks so that the print will stay crisp and vibrant  wash after wash! Did we mention how soft they are?

Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap!

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order please contact us immediately and we will make it right!.  Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery. All returns must be unworn, unwashed, and in the original condition.  Shipping fees on all orders are non-refundable unless the mistake was ours or your order was damaged in transit.


Please make sure to check our handy size chart so you can really nail down your size! If you are still in doubt or in-between sizes feel free to contact us and we’ll do our best to help out.



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All orders  are ship within 24 hours and often the same day if ordered early enough. Domestic orders are shipped via USPS First Class Mail and USPS Priority Mail. if your order is $49 or more you are automatically upgraded to 2 Day Priority Mail! International Orders are shipped via USPS International First Class Mail with Insurance.  Please allow 7-21 days for International orders to arrive.