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turn you over to the FBI, CIA, NCAA, Arrested Development Media Guides’
Secret Police, Austin Powers and Roseanne Barr. And, after that, then we’ll get real
serious……..
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questions before buying and you are a nice, sweet, doctor, lawyer or
dentist (who can support Mr. Arrested Development in the manner in which
he is accustomed) and end up marrying him, then his response will be
“Honey, you are right”. Everyone
else, please e-mail before bidding/buying………
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- YES,
Arrested Development MG does ship internationally, after funds are
received. If orders exceed $10 million, you will not receive your
order. And Arrested Development MG
will cease operating, while moving to an anonymous foreign destination.
That suspicious looking American that is your new neighbor? It could be the former Mr. Arrested
Development…..
- International
shipping charges which Arrested Development MG will be based on
location. Only US shipping charges
are currently reflected in the listing
No goats, camels or beachfront property in Walla Walla, Washington
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