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THE FUTURE BITES explores ways that the human brain has evolved in the internet era. Where 2017’s Top 3 album TO THE BONE confronted the (then) emerging global issues of post truth and fake news, THE FUTURE BITES places the listener in a world of 21st century addictions. It’s a place where on-going, very public experiments with nascent technology on our lives take place constantly; where clicks and Tiks have become more important that human interaction. THE FUTURE BITES is less a bleak vision of an approaching dystopia and more a curious and playful reading of a world made all the more strange and separated by the events of 2020.
Musically, THE FUTURE BITES positively gleams. Across the album, there’s tracks that deal in gorgeous electronics warped by human intervention (KING GHOST) and soaring acoustics that hit the stratosphere (12 THINGS I FORGOT); a ten minute treatise on the joys of oniomania laid out by Elton John over a Moroder-esque whirlwind (PERSONAL SHOPPER) and a relentless bass-driven Motorik groove that dives right into the murk of clickbait and online radicalisation (FOLLOWER). The album’s new recording, COUNT OF UNEASE, is a beautifully plaintive close to the album that floats out on a mix of piano and ambient sound. Together, the nine tracks form Steven’s most consistently brilliant work to date. THE FUTURE BITES was recorded in London and co-produced by David Kosten (Bat For Lashes, Everything Everything) and Steven Wilson.
TRACKLIST
Side A:
1. Unself
2. Self
3. King Ghost
4. 12 Things I Forgot
5. Eminent Sleaze
6. Man of the People
Side B:
7. Personal Shopper
8. Follower
9. Count of Unease
A SITE FOR SORE EYES
Welcome to Eyesore Merch - your number one destination for music and entertainment merch!
Here at Eyesore Merch, music and entertainment is our passion. For us, it’s an attitude, an inspiration, and a way of life. We carry that passion into everything we do.
We have been working hard since 2010 to offer you the biggest and best range of music and entertainment merch possible.
We know how important it is when shopping online that you can trust that the designs you see are great quality and 100% official. At Eyesore Merch, we take the authenticity and quality of our goods extremely seriously. That’s why we only work with the UK’s leading official suppliers – and we’re pleased to offer an enormous and ever-increasing range of great quality products at sensible prices.
In addition to working with the UK’s leading clothing suppliers, we are also proud to offer an extensive music range, particularly CDs and vinyl. We love to listen to our favourite albums on vinyl: there’s no sound as thrilling as the crackle as the needle finds the groove. We’re proud to work closely with not just the UK’s leading distributors, but directly in conjunction with some of rock and metal’s most acclaimed labels and bands to offer sought-after exclusive colours and special editions available nowhere else.
This passion for what we do is underpins our customer service.
We are driven by the principle that every customer should have a good experience with Eyesore Merch.
To achieve that, our site is simple and straightforward to navigate, making it even easier to find your favourite bands, brands, movies and TV shows. Our customer service team offer fast, friendly, high-quality advice and guidance, and our warehouse team pick, pack and ship quickly and safely. You can order confident in the knowledge that your order will be priced reasonably, despatched quickly, and delivered smoothly.
Eyesore Merch: by and for the fans.
WE LOVE MUSIC – WE LOVE ENTERTAINMENT – WE LOVE MERCH!
We offer a no hassle 30-day right-to-return policy.
If, for any reason, you are not 100% satisfied with your order, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it. Please contact us via eBay’s messaging service with your order number, and specify whether you require a refund or an exchange. We will provide detailed return instructions, and then issue a refund or process an exchange upon the item's safe return to us. Please note that we require all returned goods to be returned in the condition in which they were despatched.
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or exchange returned items that have clearly been worn, washed, soiled or intentionally damaged. If in our opinion any of these situations apply to a returned item, we reserve the right to refusal of refund.
Return postage costs
Eyesore Merch cannot cover return postage costs if the item is no longer desired, does not fit, or for any customer error (for example, if the wrong item was ordered).
We will cover the return postage costs if an item arrives in a defective or damaged condition, or if we sent an incorrect item.
Cancellation
If you place an order but then decide that you no longer want the item(s) then you have the right to cancel your order and request a full refund, no questions asked. However, if your order has already been processed and despatched before your order is cancelled, then please refer to our right-to-return policy.
We are happy to provide any information that you may require about our products.
We stock a huge collection of products from several different suppliers, who print on a diverse range of garments. As such, sizing and exact measurements may vary from design to design. If you would like exact measurements for any specific item, please do not hesitate to contact us via eBay messenger for more information.
Our business hours are 9am - 5pm Monday to Friday (excluding public holidays). We provide fast, high-quality customer service, and aim to answer all enquiries within 24 hours.