Will combine for shipping. Large items, large groups of items, heavy items or expensive items will go USPS Priority mail, or UPS Ground and insured accordingly, otherwise your item will go USPS first class with tracking to save you on shipping charges.

Auctions end on different days of the week. You can bid on my items up to 7 days before paying. It would be nice if you dropped me a head’s-up though, to let me know.

International shipping depends on country and actual U.S. postal charges will apply. Please email for rates before the auction ends. Anything going international over $30 needs tracking or insurance. This is expensive, but too many international buyers say their items get lost.

Also, I don’t control those damn annoying “Action needed” and “Your reminder to pay” emails.

Please wait for invoice before paying if multiple items or international, will combine Shipping.

Comes from a smoke free home because there's nothing worse than your merch smelling like an ash tray. The cat usually helps me pack, but everything is wiped down in case someone is allergic.

Ok, now the boring stuff, and dos and don’ts:

 RETURNS:

Returns for anything over $50 will only be accepted if I screw up. (ie. Send the wrong item, wrong or incorrect description, etc.) Returns will not be accepted because you found a better price, you didn’t read or understand the description or buyer’s remorse. Return shipping will be paid by the buyer,unless it is my mistake. Anything not returned in the same condition it was, and you will NOT be refunded.

 DAMAGED ITEMS:

The U.S. Postal service sucks balls.We all know that. If they damage or destroy something, which tends to happen sometimes, I will work with you to put in a claim. Any combined items over $50 will have insurance, either through priority mail or Ebay shipping insurance.

Now the nasty stuff:

You will be blocked, and Ebay may be notified if:

·        You don’t pay for your item(s)

·        You leave neutral or negative feedback (in which case I will have a few words to say in my response to your feedback and it wont be nice)

·        You b**ch and whine or give me a hard time or say something that causes me not to like you (be courteous, respectful and professional… manners are free)

Know how to Ebay correctly. Don’t just leave neutral or negative feedback for some BS reason without contacting me. That’s what Ebay rookies with a feedback of 10 do. Don’t be that stupid noob.

 If you do not wish to abide by these rules, simply do not bid on my auctions. There are plenty of other people on Ebay to harass.

 Let’s have a good experience!

 Thanks for looking!