COCK: The cause of and solution to all life's problems. Every once in a while a shirt comes around which captures a truth so profound that simply reading it brings about a spiritual epiphany and a complete re-appraisal of one's place in the universe. This isn't one of them, but it's damn close. Printed in gold foil on a pink, 100% cotton juniors t-shirt. C'mon ladies, you know it's true