Novelty Soap (the packaging, not the soap)
Trump's Small Hand Soap for Dirty Politics
"This soap is HUGE. It's YUGE, even. It's the biggest soap there is. Sure, it's vegetable soap . . . that make it worth billions. You know, it really doesn't matter what they write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of soap. Not tested on animals.
THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD"