Party Kit includes:

Bandana - Hide Your Receding Hairline

Sunglasses - Cover Your Crows Feet

Clip-On Gold Hoop -Give 'Em an Earful

Black Bead Necklace/Macho Medallion -Why Grow Up?

2 Stick on Tattoos - Tattoo over Varicose Veins

(PRUNE POSSE & YOUNG AT HEART - Old everywhere else)

Over The Hill License