plentyofpickles.com

by Anonymous, L.J. Phipps

After an intense, enthralling, passionate excess of email exchanges via an internet dating site, Lucy Jane Pierce finds herself obsessed with her prospective partner, Brayden Johnson. Lucy is a preschool teacher who refers to her students as little pickles when they display unique, daring, charming, silly or bold characteristics. During her email banter with Brayden Johnson, being referred to as a pickle takes on new meaning. The question persists - how many email exchanges will it take to determine whether this man is a dry, wilting, raw, sour pickle or a juicy, fresh, tender, sweet pickle? Can he possibly be the perfect pickle for her? WARNING: You might laugh uncontrollably at times and at other times weep with envy. You may even be so tightly glued to the pages that you won't be able to put it down...except maybe to grab a pickle.