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Perfect Present: Funny tape measure gift lets Dad know how much he is appreciated with a heartfelt message for Father's Day or his birthday. Also great for husband, grandpa, papa, pop, abuelo and even that special uncle.
Unique Design: Novelty tape measure features the special text "No One Measures Up to You" for a gift Dad will enjoy using and remembering who gave it to him
High Quality Tool: 16 feet long retractable stainless steel blade, durable ABS rubber wrapped case, easy to read markings, easy to use thumb lock! All these make our tape measure he'll reach for time and again for accurate measuring on projects.
Handy Tool: LoLoud Tape measure is an essential tool for anyone from homeowners and interior designers to professional handypersons, carpenters, metal or woodworkers, and architects.
Easy to Gift: Comes ready to give in a exquisite gift box package with "BEST DAD IN THE GALAXY", no additional gift wrapping needed.

This fun tape measure makes the perfect gift for any dad on his birthday or Father's Day. Featuring the sentiment "No One Measures Up to You", it's a unique way to let dad know how much he means to his family. The 16-feet tape measure is enclosed in a clear plastic case for protection, and the heartfelt message is printed in black lettering for all to see. Whether he's measuring for home improvement projects or just needs to take quick measurements, dad will get a chuckle every time he uses this tape. It makes a great stocking stuffer or gift alongside other Dad-themed items like slippers, tools or his favorite snacks. He's sure to love this thoughtful present from his kids or stepkids that shows appreciation for all he does.