New Novelty Naughty Garden Gnomes Outdoor Decoration Statues Ornaments Funny





Pick your Ideal Gnome from the drop down menu,

These novelty gnomes will BRING A TON OF LAUGHTER to your Gardens, Drives and Walkways! 

The gnome wrecker garden gnome
Trampling through a garden near you 

When you’re 9 feet tall and 700 lbs, its easy to disregard the snap and crunch of gnome bones under your feet. When Sasquatch—aka the Gnome Wrecker—comes to your garden, give him some room to roam.

a hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
approximately 9 inches tall
collect them all!


Gnome smoking garden gnome
Crank your butts elsewhere

Our “gNOme Smoking” garden gnome makes a hilarious addition to your yard. It’s also a great way to mark non-smoking areas in buildings and businesses.

a hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
great for the house, garden, and buildings/businesses
durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
approximately 9 inches tall
collect them all!


Gnomeland security garden gnome

Frequent flyers will instantly recognize this guy. Our Gnomeland Security garden statue promises to use his authority for good, even if it means making you dump out a perfectly good bottle of water before getting to the geraniums.
a hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
a great gift for the frequent flyer
durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
approximately 9 inches tall
collect them all!


The selfie sisters gnome

#selfie #adorable #gardengnome #photobomb

Did you know that garden gnomes post pictures of themselves, breakfast, and venti mocha frappuccinos just like the rest of us? This mini statue features two sisters posing for a selfie—ready for an avalanche of likes and comments from desperate, single men.

a hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
great for sisters and social media divas
durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
approximately 9 inches tall
collect them all!


The turf war garden gnome

The battle for backyard domination is on 

Deep in the vegetation of your garden (see also: weeds) a turf war is being waged. The trolls and the gnomes are fighting a battle with much more than land at stake: it is literally a battle for the tomato stakes. Don’t forget to compliment Sasquatch with another popular gnome.

a hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
approximately 9 inches tall
collect them all!


 



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