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RISK. WRITTEN BY ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
MEDIA GUIDE’S CRACK LEGAL AND PUBLIC RELATIONS TEAM:
- PAY PAL only –Payments within
7 days of end of purchase/auction or we will turn you over to the FBI,
CIA, NCAA, Arrested Development Media Guides’ Secret Police, Austin Powers
and Roseanne Barr. And, after that,
then we’ll get real serious……..
- If you have questions,
please email Arrested Development MG before bidding/buying. If you don’t ask questions before buying
and you are a nice, sweet, doctor, lawyer or dentist (who can support Mr.
Arrested Development in the manner in which he is accustomed) and end up
marrying him, then his response will be “Honey, you are right”. Everyone else, please e-mail before
bidding/buying………
- Items are being sold
“AS IS” with no returns unless Arrested Development MG made a mistake
(which has never, ever, ever happened before)………
- Feedback: Arrested Development MG will leave
feedback for you after receiving payment for your item(s.)eventually. We are often real busy. doing what,
we’re not sure. but real busy. It
may take us 14 days to leave feedback for you. We will, however, try to expedite this
process……
- Please leave feedback
for Arrested Development MG after you receive your item(s) and are pleased
with it (them.). You are expected to leave feedback within 14 minutes of
receipt of article(s), unless it is negative. Then you are required to
wait 14 decades before registering your invaluable opinion……..
- YES, Arrested Development MG
does ship internationally, after funds are received. If orders exceed $10
million, you will not receive your order.
And Arrested Development MG will cease operating, while moving to
an anonymous foreign destination. That suspicious looking American that is
your new neighbor? It could be the
former Mr. Arrested Development…..
- International shipping
charges which Arrested Development MG will be based on location. Only US shipping charges are currently
reflected in the listing No goats,
camels or beachfront property in Walla Walla, Washington accepted……
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- Please check out Arrested
Development Media Guide’s feedback so that you can feel comfortable
bidding on our items, unless someone writes something negative.—Disregard
that one……
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