Todd's Seeds Mung Bean Sprouting Seeds - Non-GMO, Chemical Free (better than organic)

PAYMENT POLICY

We request (Demand? Prefer? Hope like heck?) immediate payment for the stuff you want, especially if we just took one for the team and accepted your low ball offer.  Actually getting paid is the only way to keep our prices down. You pay fast, we ship fast, and it's one big love fest. Please do not ask us to accept small children, manual labor or exotic pets as payment - been there, done that, and it just didn't work out too well for us.

SHIPPING POLICY

Free Expedited Shipping means we will ship your item within one or two business days of you placing your order. It does not mean we hop into our transporter machine to magically arrive at your door to hand-deliver the present for the birthday you forgot about that is tomorrow. Your loved one is going to be very disappointed. We do not overnight orders, we just get them out of here toot sweet fast.  Usually it's the same day your order comes in, if it hits us before 2pm Pacific time.

Also, we mainly ship to the lower 48 US only. Many of our items just don't make sense to ship anywhere else. If you are in AK, HI, PR or any other US territory or APO/FPO, please realize it costs a little more to ship you guys way over there (not everything we sell fits into one of those flat rate envelopes), so, if you see something you like, please don't just hit the Buy It Now button without getting a shipping quote from us, because we cannot do the free shipping thing to AK, HI, PR or other territories. Depending on what the item is, we may give the APO/FPO free shipping, but that is at our discretion.  Our owner actually has a beachfront home in Puerto Rico and we won't ship to him either.

Our current time to ship something out is on average 0.36975 days. Unless something really weird happens, you should receive tracking information via email. Check our feedback (yes, yes, a couple of rocket scientists saw fit to leave a negative - reach the other 29,000 good ones), the common thread is that we ship so fast it'll make you THRILLED SILLY, and we're great people to buy from.

RETURNS POLICY

We hate returns.  No, seriously, hate, hate, hate them.  Returns just ultimately cost you more money for other stuff.  Instead of returning, think about giving it as a gift to someone.  Not like a birthday party gift, that'd be kind of borderline, no, an actual, "Hey, I think so highly of you, I am just giving you a gift!"  You'll feel great, the person you think highly of will feel great and we'll feel freakin' amazing that we don't have to mess around with a return.

We usually never charge you shipping, otherwise known as "Free Shipping".  Remember, it costs money for shipping boxes, packing materials, shipping equipment, labor, etc., and even though we are willing to eat all that to earn you as a lifetime customer, we don't really consider people who buy stuff and just send it back to be actual customers, they are more like "buyer returners".  We prefer those people to deal with our competition. Now, if we really send you a steaming pile of you know what, then for pete's sake, email us and let us make it right. It's not always a big steaming pile of stuff when it leaves here. Sometimes your item's short stay with the delivery service turns it into a big steamy pile. So, if you are unfortunate enough to get a lemon from us, TRUST US, we'll make it lemonade for you! If you are not willing to give us a chance to make things right, then do a quick search on eBay for a new heart and we'll chip in on it for you. We do not allow mean people to buy from us.

If you have questions, please, ask questions prior to buying if it's going to affect your buying decision. If you buy from us, you will enter into a legally binding contract to purchase the item that you committed to purchase (are you still actually reading this?). If you "accidentally" buy one of our listings, or didn't realize that we don't ship to the planet Pluto, you need to contact us immediately, for sure BEFORE WE SHIP, so that we can cancel your order for you within the guidelines set out by eBay. If you've purchased, and need to cancel prior to us shipping, we can cancel the order and no harm, no foul, nobody's hamster disappears.

If you need to cancel after we've shipped, it then becomes a return, and you will pay the return shipping and a 15% restocking fee.  Is that mean of us?  Maybe.  No wait, not at all!  Your actions caused us to incur a shipping expense.  Despite how wonderful we are, we don't like people going into our pockets to spend our money.  We have wives for that.  If you ever feel my hand in your pocket trying to remove money, you have my permission to punch me in the nose.

You can reach us via e-mail by using the eBay system.  Not sure we're allowed to give our phone number in this description, but it's not a state secret, but if you do find it, please understand that so many people call us to ask questions, we sometimes decide to not answer the phone. Hopefully you get the picture, and if you really want something answered, or an issue resolved, your best bet is to use email. There are approximately 713 other ways to contact us, but using the ebay messaging system should suffice for most cases.  Remember, e-mail gets answered right away!  We're actually forced to put the ebay application on our phones so that during a movie everyone in the theater will know you have a question.

ABOUT US

Hey! This stuff may be boring, but it'll answer potential questions and let you know what's what.  You really should read the Payment Policy section, the Shipping policy section and the Returns policy section.  This way you won't end up getting a different experience than what you were hoping for.  Oh, and if you haven't already, please read the description and look at the images of what you want to buy from us.  This is where we describe what you are buying.  Sometimes it's going to be different than what you think, so again, to avoid getting exactly what you ordered, but not what you were expecting, read the description.  Thanks!

This is the "About Us" section so, who the heck are we?  First, we've been doing this ebay thing since 2002.  That could mean we're simply old, but in reality, it means we're not going to disappear on you, and theoretically, we really know what we're doing.  We purchase large loads of brand new  and used merchandise, from the largest suppliers in the USA. It's all about buying power baby! We've made sure we've bought it right so that you can get the best possible deal. We also are the ONLY authorized, worldwide distributor for Todd's Seeds, the best seeds in the known universe.

We're also actual human beings, and we do NOT take ourselves seriously at all.  Which means we might try to be funny, and a fragile snowflake may get offended.  If you offend easily, please, stop reading, and buy from someone else.  If that statement offends you then, oh, wait, I already said what to do.

We're really good people though, and not just because my Mom says so, because, well, Mom is a lousy judge of character.  But, I digress.  Because we are good people, that means, if we accidentally send you an item that looks like a bunch of hobos stomped on it (and, if you're a hobo, apologies, we've got nothing against hobos, they just like to stomp on stuff), then simply get in touch with us so we can execute the correct warehouse worker, satisfying you in the process. Usually we can get away with placing them in our humiliation cage, that's hanging in a dank corner of our warehouse, but if the error was exceedingly egregious, we will force workers to watch reruns of Knight Rider (come on now, you know how bad it was) at no extra cost.

Seriously though, please understand that we are honest people that make honest mistakes. We put lots of ways to contact us so that you can actually, well, you know, CONTACT US. We don't bite and if there's a problem, we actually like to solve it! If you need us to clean your house or wash your car to avoid a negative, we'll do it (well, maybe not, but you know what we mean).  Also realize that we do respond to every ebay message you send us, but not every ebay message we send actually gets to you, or if it does, it's in your spam folder.  So, before you leave us a negative saying we never got back to you, please check all your porn, uh, I mean spam folders to make sure, because we LOVE solving problems.

CONTACT US

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