RTS = READY TO SHIP

NOTE: minor details may occur during processing including but not limited to re-wording, re-sizing font, etc. With the exception of reverse graphics showing blister packed figure holding accessories, Changes will not affect the overall appearance 

Contemporary Unique Satirical Toys Often Manufactured Secretly

PRODUCTION COLOR [beige, hand cast plastic plus black vinyl accessories]
* guitar not pictured

homemade
custom design (a mashup of different pieces from different characters)
hand cast / hand assembled
custom packaging
custom art collage graphics PLUS custom-mini-comic on Reverse !

shipping fee includes tracking
(international fees apply)

INCLUDES: 1x FREE promotional gift (add 1x additional promo gift for INTERNATIONAL ORDERS). Random selection by vendor. All listings considered, not all considerations listed. See ebay stores: inventions_from_other_dimensions AND silverfish_publishing_usa for items considered for promotional gifts. 

See my listings here at eponymous_graphics  for more G.I. Joe civilian characters !

side-kick to THE LADDER ! The Unknown Bowler is obviously a hidden among a world wide list of champion bowlers, never the less, Marcus Giggles uses his talents of custom super magnet and has integrated a gauntlet bowling ball combination used to battle crime ! With the power of super magnets, the bowler ball returns to the glove at the bearer's command ! Along with THE LADDER, the Unkown Bowler knows AMASLAN or american sign language and they will use their abilities to communicate when battling crime. Representing the fast talking american, the Unkown Bolwer also represents the side man, punchline-comic relief with his idiosyncratic phrase, "Sometimes I'm funny," often spoken with a joke or pun plays flat. Read more in the custom comic book .. THE LADDER ... only here on EBAY !

PRE-ORDER ! this figure will NOT be ready to ship until NOVEMBER 5th, 2022. THIS ITEM INCLUDES: A.) REALISTIC PAINTING (on sale for $64.95 retail price) plus FIGURE ACCESSORY PACKAGE (on sale for $21.95 retail price) plus listings promos !!

NOTE: Representing a shift in the reverse-mini-comic-plot ... this series will have citizens experiencing G.I. JOE vs COBRA battles in the far background, such as: "Look at that over there !" representing furthermore the civilian personage with the the G.I. Joe Universe.

Contemporary Unique Satirical Toys Often Manufactured Secretly

homemade
custom design
hand cast / hand assembled

Custom Blister Card Graphics on front AND back PLUS custom-mini-comic on Reverse !

shipping fee includes tracking
(international fees apply)

INCLUDES: 1x FREE promotional gift (add 1x additional promo gift for INTERNATIONAL ORDERS). Random selection by vendor. All LOOSE figure listings considered. Not all considerations listed. PLUS ACCESSORY PACKAGE !!!!!

See my listings for more c.u.s.t.o.m.s. artwork !

STORE POLICY: All purchases are final; no refunds. Multiple items paid without requesting a total 
from vendor will be given retail items in return for remaining funds, known as "over pay adjustment".
A maximum of 1-3 replies will be given for all questions; make final purchase to re-initate 
communication maximum. Blocked usernames and/or shipping addresses who change usernames to deviate 
from ebay safety measures will be given purchased items excluding all Promotional Gifts and/or samples
(excluding overpay adjustment).  
Blocked Usernames are removed after 90 days, or in special circumstances, at vendor's discretion. Purchasing items from one or more of the following EBAY stores where a username is NOT blocked may shorten blocking time on webstore where the username is blocked: inventions_from_other_dimensions, silverfish_publishing_usa, eponymous_graphics. Auction items that do not make a profit, require shipping from winning auction funds, or auction items that do not have more than one bidder may be declined completion of transaction (at vendor's discretion). Usernames that do not leave Feedback may be decllined one or more promotinal giftsper visit (at vendor's descretion). Buyer is responsible for reading listing description, asking questions before purchasing and researching items prior to purchase. Listings that require a choice at checkout (listings that require listing winner to make a choice by writing a description in the text box at CHECKOUT), will be deferred to "random selection by vendor" where text, choice description is not given. Changes to policy and listing descriptions may occur without notice. All listing winners are responsible for providing EBAY APPROVED shipping address including but not limtied to: business, p.o. box and residence addresses; transactions that a are returned or delayed to inproper shipping addresses will be referred and/or reported to ebay oversite. Ebay store visitors and/or clients who attempt to deviate from ebay safety measures will be referred and/or reported to ebay oversite. BUYERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR READING UPDATED VERSIONS OF STORE POLICY AND/OR LSITINGS DESCRIPTIONS.

SECRET MENU PROMOs: you can maxmimize your purchasing power by performing any of the following actions. NOTE: although promotional gifts can and may be combined, vendor reserves the authority to defer promotional gifts (excluding over pay adjustment) in order to maintain paid shipping charges. Multiple purchased items are auto-matically combined and any funds AFTER EBAY FEES will be interpreted as "overpay" and retail items outside the secret menu will be added to shipping.

1st purchase (new usernames): Promotional Welcome gift >FREE graffiti artwork 
multple purchase (2-5) items: Promotional Custom Button Pin > FREE custom artwork pin 1.25"
Quick Checkout (for auction items only): Promotional mini-figure for auction items that are paid for immediately and/or before auto-invoice and/or auto-cancelation.

INTERNATIONAL GUEST (only): Promotional Figure > 1x FREE mini figure plus above PROMOS added to order !
Multiple Purchase items/ Quick Check out/ order over $50 > Promotional Figure Plus above PROMOS addded to order Auction WIN/ Quick Check out/order over $80 > 1x FREE mini figure plus above PROMOS added to order ! * there are othere "secret" PROMOS that arise as business continues ... review FEEDBACK LEFT FOR OTHERS to see new and updated variations to PROMOTIONAL GIFTS !!

example: Eponymous Purchase > 1x FREE HAZARD pack added to order (awarded one time)hazard packs are the simplest promotional gifts added together in one combined package ADDED to above promo's. EXCLUDES non-fiction, namebrand, and trademark names NOT affiliated with science-fiction, and/or non-fiction story telling (vendor reserves the authority to interpret usernames for viability of promotional gifts). Example for denial: Purchase Home Depot stucko I might sell with a username, "HomeDepotFoLife." Not affiliated or associated with fictional genres related to my talent for custom toy making and/or writing. NOTE: eponymous purchase PROMOs are available ONLY at my ebay store: eponymous_graphics.

example: purchases of $100 or more AUTOMATICALLY receive 1x HAZARD PACK plus additional promotional gifts (at vendor's discretion and with regards to shipping weight, after ebay fees and/or charges).