Sweater name: Poetry in Motion

What kind of dad wears this sweater:

- Has been working on his novel for a decade 
- Was an early adopter of the Palm Pilot but still uses a flip phone  
- Uses drug store hair dye to keep his hair "Salt-n-pepper" 

Measurements:

Pit to pit: 19”
Waist hem: 17"
Tag to hem length: 24”
Sleeves (tag to cuff): 29.5”