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• PAY PAL only –Payments within 7 days of end of purchase/auction or we will turn you over to the FBI, CIA, NCAA, Arrested Development Media Guides’ Secret Police, Austin Powers and Roseanne Barr.  And, after that, then we’ll get real serious……..

•  If you have questions, please email Arrested Development MG before bidding/buying.  If you don’t ask questions before buying and you are a nice, sweet, doctor, lawyer or dentist (who can support Mr. Arrested Development in the manner in which he is accustomed) and end up marrying him, then his response will be “Honey, you are right”.  Everyone else, please e-mail before bidding/buying………

•  Items are being sold “AS IS” with no returns unless Arrested Development MG made a mistake (which has never, ever, ever happened before)………

• Feedback:  Arrested Development MG will leave feedback for you after receiving payment for your item(s.)eventually.  We are often real busy. doing what, we’re not sure. but real busy.  It may take us 14 days to leave feedback for you.  We will, however, try to expedite this process……

•  Please leave feedback for Arrested Development MG after you receive your item(s) and are pleased with it (them.). You are expected to leave feedback within 14 minutes of receipt of article(s), unless it is negative. Then you are required to wait 14 decades before registering your invaluable opinion……..

• YES, Arrested Development MG does ship internationally, after funds are received. If orders exceed $10 million, you will not receive your order.  And Arrested Development MG will cease operating, while moving to an anonymous foreign destination. That suspicious looking American that is your new neighbor?  It could be the former Mr. Arrested Development…..

• International shipping charges which Arrested Development MG will be based on location.  Only US shipping charges are currently reflected in the listing  No goats, camels or beachfront property in Walla Walla, Washington accepted……
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• Please check out Arrested Development Media Guide’s feedback so that you can feel comfortable bidding on our items, unless someone writes something negative.—Disregard that one……

 

• ON A SERIOUS NOTE, THANK YOU FOR DOING BUSINESS WITH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MEDIA GUIDES.  YOUR PATRONAGE IS GREATLY APPRECIATED AND NEVER TAKEN FOR GRANTED. 

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