The Electropoise was invented by Dr. Hercules Sanche, a man who claimed to have “discovered” the Laws of Spontaneous Cure of Disease. You read that right; he actually claimed to have been the first person to notice that when someone gets sick, they sometimes get better on their own. Where you and I might write this off to the wonders of the immune system, Sanche saw it as an untapped revenue stream.
Pills, tonics and unguents were, of course, highly popular (and lucrative) means of providing “treatments” to the unwary public, but Sanche went a slightly different route. Newfangled electricity was driving many fads in that era, and Dr. Sanche opted to capitalize on that trend, at least when it came to naming his product.
Despite its name, and the product’s appearance (which certainly resembles a rudimentary electrical apparatus), the Electropoise neither generated electricity nor required it to function. (I’m using the word “function” extremely loosely, as you’ll see.) In fact, the instructions included with the device even cautioned the patient, “Do not expect any sensations of current or shock. Nature does not work that way.”
The instrument was comprised of two parts connected by a length of cord: a sealed nickel-plated brass cylinder dubbed the polizer, filled with “a composition, the nature of which is not made known to the public,” and an elastic strap with a buckle and a small metal disk attached. The elastic band would be placed around the wrist or ankle with the metal disk flush against the skin. The polizer, meanwhile, would be placed in a bucket (or other suitable container) of cold water or ice. Then, through the mysteries of “Diaduction” (a force Dr. Hercules claimed to have discovered, and which he insisted on capitalizing), the device would draw healing oxygen (the vitalizer of the blood) from the water and force it into the user’s system. The claim held that this resulted in “burning out all manner of poisonous impurities” among other things, and would therefore cure everything from indigestion to tuberculosis, as well as “nervous prostration” and other “female weaknesses."
The fact that there was absolutely no scientific evidence for this claim, nor for the existence of “Diaduction” in the first place, didn’t stop the product from selling like hotcakes in a town long deprived of hotcakes. The base model sold for $10 (a little over $250 in today’s market), with more elaborate versions (one of which could be mounted to a wall) selling for as much as $50. When some in the medical community, skeptical of Sanche’s outlandish claims, dissected a polizer, they discovered (to no one’s amazement) that it was, in fact, merely an empty tube, which goes a long way to explaining why the contents weren’t made known to the public. Despite this revelation, the product continued to sell.
So began the era of what came to be known as the “gas pipe fraud,”
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