We Don't Do Weddings: The Band's Story is a 60-minute audio play that is part of the Star Wars book series. It was published in 1995 by Bantam Doubleday Dell Audio Publishing. The play is written by Kathy Tyers and is about a band that is hired to play at a wedding. The band soon realizes that the wedding is a cover for a political assassination. The audio play is in cassette format and is ultra-rare.