Description
Come to the table, my lovelies! Prime body parts are on the menu - raw and perfectly fresh from my special supplier!
Have a "Cheating Heart," "Phony Baloney Liver" or "Bogus Brains." All are included for your delectation!
If you're on a diet, the nutritional information is right there on the package...but I don't think you have to worry about over indulging!
Serving suggestions included. I particularly recommend the Brains recipe: "Braised Left Lobe with lightly sauteed fava beans." BWA HA HA!!!
Serve these on your finest silver....or throw them out in the yard to distract the zombies. Either way, your guests will be clamoring to help themselves to your Halloween fare.
Wonderful favors / table decorations. They actually make for a very classy/creepy presentation.
All three included: Heart, Liver, Brains, wrapped like meat on a plastic tray, blood-spattered butcher paper and plastic wrap, with nutritional info and serving suggestions.
Have fun with them.
CONDITION
These are unused vintage, however the plastic wrap on one had a tear. The plastic wrap on that one is replaced. Not noticeable.
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Payment
Please note that I am required to charge 7.125% sales tax to Missouri customers.
Payment is due within three (3) days after auction end. If there will be a delay, kindly let me know. I will work with you! I try to be flexible and fair, which is made easier with good communication and manners!
I accept PayPal only, as per new Ebay requirements. BUT, please feel free to email me with any special requests.
If you are an international bidder, I accept PayPal ONLY.
Shipping
SHIPPING ON THIS ITEM WILL BE BY PRIORITY MAIL, unless otherwise stated in the description.
I pride myself on speedy shipping! Your purchase will come to you neatly and carefully wrapped. I've never had an item get broken in transit, which attests to the care I take!
FOR INTERNATIONAL BUYERS:
- Import duties, taxes and charges are not included in the item price or shipping charges. These charges are the buyer's responsibility.
- Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to bidding/buying.
Your item will be sent FIRST CLASS MAIL INTERNATIONAL, arriving in approximately seven (7) to ten (10) days. In most cases, your item will come to you neatly wrapped in tissue, and inserted in a padded envelope, in order to keep weight to a minimum. (Bulky items will of course require a box, and therefore higher postage.) At my option, I sometimes provide shipping insurance, throught Auctiva. If you have any special shipping requests, please let me know and I will do everything I can to accommodate you.
Terms of Sale
I do offer refunds within fourteen days. Postage either way will not be refunded in most cases, although I carefully and graciously consider every request. I do take care to give an accurate and complete description, so please read the description carefully, in its entirety, and bid responsibly.
Item must be returned in original condition within fourteen days. In some cases, I mark the item inconspicuously, or attach tags. All markings and tags must be intact.
Please contact me with any concerns. I want my customers to be happy.
I will work with you to make your buying experience a positive one! That is my commitment, and I take it seriously!
About Us
I live in Independence, Missouri - Harry Truman's home town! I live in an historic 1872 Italianate house, and am always poking around looking for wonderful old or interesting things. But a person can only use so much, right? So I share some of my finds with you! You can be assured that all of my offerings have been chosen with care, wrapped with consideration, and come to you in fine vintage condition!
Contact Us
Please feel free to email me. I love all things vintage, and I LOVE to dish out the details on any of my items.
