●● SKATEBOARD WORLD MAGAZINE FEBRUARY 1978 JAY ADAMS PIPE DREAMS OXNARD VALDEZ up for AUCTION!!!
This zine is a total flashback trip Man!!!
KILLER ARTICLES, PHOTOS AND AD'S!
IT'S 45 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!
YES, THE COVER IS NOT ATTACHED, HAS WATER MARKS, DINGS, FOLDS AND TINY TEARS THROUGHOUT.
YES, ITS 45 YEARS OLD!!!!
THRASHED BUT NOT TRASHED!!!
STILL FULLY READABLE AND VISIBLE PHOTOS, STILL VERY RARE AND HARD TO FIND!!!
ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING IN A MUSEUM, ITS READY TO BE READ AND ENJOYED WITHOUT BEING SCARED TO TOUCH IT WITHOUT WHITE GLOVES!!!
SAVE ME AS A SELLER BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE SELLING ALOT OF COOL SKATE STUFF ALL WEEKEND LONG BABY!!!
SEE MY OTHER ITEMS FOR SALE!!!
INCLUDING MORE SKATEBOARDER MAGAZINES IN NICER CONDITION!
AND ITEMS WITH HALF NAKED WOMEN TOO!!!
BIZARRE ODDITIES I SELL,,,
Punk rock and Metal vinyl records posters CDs DVDs stickers Concert t-shirts buttons Pinbacks vintage skateboards mid-century modern home decor lunch boxes VHS tapes horror Slasher films board games video games magazines body parts books clothing MCM Atomic SPUTNIK Retro MOD Barware streetware Music Electronics STARBURST vintage game systems groovy girls girls GIRLS Tiki mugs bizarre pop art lights toys GI Joe $6 Million Dollar Man Hula Girls Tiki shirts vintage BMX parts more girls more concert shirts more rare vintage TOYS, Etc etc etc!!!
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■■■ HOW TO BID AND WIN EVERYTIME!!!■■■ ■■■ GUARANTEED!!!!!!!!■■■
PLEASE READ THIS, DON'T LOSE A BID EVER AGAIN!!!
●●DON'T WAIT TIL THE LAST FEW SECONDS TO BID, YOUR NOT BEING SNEAKY AND GONNA BEAT EVERYONE ELSE'S BID LAST SECOND!!!
YOU MUST, MUST, MUST BID EARLY!!!!!
●● IF YOU BID EARLY & SOMEONE BEATS YOU BY $1, IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU CLICK VERIFY YOUR BID, YOU HAVE TIME TO PUT ANOTHER BID IN!!! OR 2 OR 3 OR 4 OR MORE!!
●● IF YOU WAIT TO BID TIL THE LAST 10 SECONDS, I GUARANTEE YOU, YOU WILL BE OUT BID BY $1 BY SOMEONE ELSE'S "AUTO BID" WHOS MAX BID IS HIGHER THAN YOUR BID, GUARANTEED!!!
●● AND NOW... There's NO time left to place ANOTHER bid, auction is over,
YOU JUST GOT BEAT BY $1 !!!!!!!
●● WHAT IS THIS ""AUTO BID"" THING???
●● WHAT DOES "" MAX BID AMOUNT "" MEAN ???
● THIS IS HOW EBAY BIDDING REALLY WORKS!!! ●EXAMPLE: This sticker has a starting bid of $50. You REALLY want this sticker! Your in LOVE with it!! You MUST HAVE IT, IT WILL BE MINE mentality, but your on a $100 budget at the MOST!!!
●SO... Put $100 in your "MAX BID AMOUNT" Box.
It will put you down as the highest / currently winning bidder at $50, the starting bid.
●NOW... ANYONE who bids, before the auction closes, $51, $52, $53, 54 So on, EBAY WILL ""AUTO BID "" AUTOMATICALLY FOR YOU...
$1, YES, $$$ONE DOLLAR$$$ MORE than the other dude's bid!!! EVEN when your sleeping, ebay will AUTO BID for you!!!
●IMMEDIATELY, IMMEDIATELY, IMMEDIATELY AFTER ANYONE IN THE WORLD BIDS... ALL THE WAY UP TO $99!!!
NOW YOUR STILL THE HIGHEST BIDDER AT $100!!!
●●BUT WAIT... Here comes Mary Jane, and she bids $125 MAX BID, EBAY now "auto bids" for her, $101, SHE'S the CURRENT LEADER NOW!!!
YOU WITH ME??? ALMOST DONE!!!
●NOW... Anyone who bids $102 thru $124 will now be BEAT by Mary Janes AUTO BID, IMMEDIATELY by $1, UNTIL someone bids $126 or more!!!
■■■ FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY!!!!!!■■■
2 last things... If no one else bids, YOU WON the sticker for $50! If 20 people bid and the highest MAX BID amount is $75, YOU WIN the sticker for $76!!!
YOU WON WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING!!!!!
AND AND AND.... YOU DIDN'T SPEND YOUR WHOLE $100!!!!!!!!
It's just the MAX that your willing, and able, to pay!!! IT DOESNT CHARGE YOU $100, JUST $50 THEN UP TO $100, as more people bid, then it STOPS, on to the next highest MAX bid IF, IF, ONLY IF, it goes that high. You might win it at ONLY $56.13 TOO !!!
●● #2, and very important!!!
TEST THE WATERS EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!
AND BY MORE THAN $1 OR 2 OR $4.37 HIGHER THAN THE CURRENT BID OK!!!
PLACE A BID OF $57, IF YOU GET IMMEDIATELY BEAT BY $1, SOMEONE ELSE HAS A HIGHER MAX BID THAN YOU!!!
PUT IN $63.33, is $64.33 now the highest bid??? SOMEONE ELSE HAS A HIGHER MAX BID THAN YOU!!!
●●Throw in ALL your chips, BID $100, is $101 immediately the new highest bidder??? SOMEONE ELSE HAS A HIGHER MAX BID AMOUNT THAN YOU!!!
NOW... EITHER go find more money to bid with OR don't feed the cat for a week and don't eat fast food junk for 3 days OR say F it, you tried, it was A LOT OF FUN, sit back and watch the rest of the auction countdown!!!
I LOVE THE RUSH OF AN AUCTION!!!
NOT JUST BECAUSE I SELL STUFF,
I BUY TOO, JUST LIKE YOU DO!!!!!
AND IVE BEEN BEATEN BY $1 SOOO MANY TIMES BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO BID!!!!!
IVE CRIED OVER LOSING STUFF I FELL IN LOVE WITH BY $1 !!! It's a sad SAD feeling!!!
I LEARNED ALL THE ABOVE THE HARD WAY!!!
I WISH I READ THESE TIPS FOR WINNING 15 YEARS AGO!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR READING ALL OF THIS!!!
I HOPE YOU ALL WIN FROM USING THIS INFO NOT JUST ON MY AUCTIONS BUT EVERYONES AUCTIONS!!!
CHEERS FROM TEXAS,
SPLAT PAT
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