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WHAT ...A Riot!

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit.  Who else would send all-staff e-mails to smoke out the dumbest people working on her show?  Now, in this collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous sides of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch Kid or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors.  It's open season for on her love life, playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk.  And everyone ducks for cover when her beach vacation turns into match making gone wild.  Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good!