WARNING!!!

THESE WINDSCREEN STICKERS ARE THE GENUINE ONES AS USED BY OUR BELOVED COLLEAGUES IN THE CAR PARKING INDUSTRY (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!)

AT SOME POINT IN OUR LIVES WE HAVE ALL PROBABLY SUFFERED AT THE HANDS OF THESE MERCILESS INDIVIDUALS. BUT, JUST LIKE MARMITE, WE EITHER LOVE OR HATE THEM.

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET YOUR OWN BACK. JUST STICK IT ON YOUR WINDSCREEN AND THEY WILL JUST WALK PAST. OR PLAY A PRANK ON YOUR FREINDS AND CHUCKLE AT THEIR CONFUSION WHEN THEY SPOT THE PARKING FINE.

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POSTAGE:

I COMBINE ON POSTAGE FOR MORE THAN ONE PURCHASE:

UNITED KINGDOM = FREE UP TO 2 KILOGRAMS     

EUROPE: (TRACKED AND SIGNED ONLY)

  •  Up to 500g  =  £8.99
  •  500 to 1 kg   =   £12.99
  •  1.0 to 1.5 kg = £15.99
  •  1.5 to 2 kg    =    £19.99

USA / AUSTRALIA / CHINA / RUSSIA / REST OF WORLD (TRACKED AND SIGNED) 

  • Up to 500g  =  £14.99
  • 500 to 1 kg   =   £19.99
  • 1.0 to 1.5 kg = £25.99
  • 1.5 to 2 kg    =    £32.99

OVERSEAS POSTAGE OVER 2 KILOS: I CAN ONLY COMBINE POSTAGE UP TO 2 KILOGRAMS, THEN I HAVE TO START A SECOND PARCEL. THIS HELPS TO REDUCE COST FOR YOU.