If you want to learn ■■■ HOW TO BID AND WIN EVERYTIME■■■ ON EBAY, PLEASE read the article I wrote at the very bottom!!! It works!!! NEVER be BEAT by $1 EVER AGAIN!!!
●●MEGA RARE Vintage 2 SIDED OG RETARDED ELF Concert T-shirt Texas Funk Rock Big Boys.
Howdy from San Antonio, Texas y'all!!!
Birthplace of the BUTTHOLE SURFERS baby!!!
I am the original owner of this shirt, bought it at one of their concerts way back in 1990. I've taken great care of it over the last 30+ years!
This is a really nice vintage, excellent quality SINGLE STITCH shirt! LOOK UP WHAT SINGLE STITCH T-SHIRT means if you don't know! BASICALLY, extremely RARE, SUPERIOR QUALITY and very VALUABLE!
AND it's on a quality old school SCREEN STARS BEST Label T-shirt!!! BAM!!!
There are no holes, rips, tears or stains on this shirt. There is the slightest, tiniest, little discolorization under the pits, collar, see dime pics, from age but barely noticeable. The ink is in excellent condition! NO dry rot at all, it's nice and soft and has very bright colors still as you can see in all the pic's! Again, I have taken great care of it over the last 3 decades!!!
Tag says LARGE but measurements are 19 1/2" pit to pit, 26" top neck to bottom. A tiny bit smaller than average LG i believe, you tell me.
I love this logo!!!
I've never seen this shirt for sale anywhere!!! There's nothing listed currently or past sold on ebay before, it's extremely rare!!!!
If you look them up on YouTube you'll find videos and music from them. You gotta watch the live footage of them, they absolutely tore up the stage live!!!
Any questions, just ask!
If this is your 1st time stumbling onto my page, you obviously have GREAT TASTE!!!
Check out my other items for sale!
Click the FILTER button and scroll down to SOLD ITEMS to see what I've sold!
YOU'LL FREAK OUT!!!
I have a HUGE secret stash vault that I've opened up and I'm selling tons of never before seen, extremely rare items on here!!!
And I post new items daily so save me as a seller!!!
I ship MEGA SUPER fast too!!!
The faster you pay, the faster I ship!!!
My post office is the San Antonio International Airport USPS, they stay open to 10pm daily, 8pm on Sundays too, they're a 3 minute drive away from me and your goodies get on a plane right away! I SHIP FASTER THAN YOU CAN PAY!!!
My stash is listed below, thanks for reading all this!!!
Cheers,
Splat Pat
MORE BIZARRE ODDITIES THAT I SELL LISTED UNDER MY "OTHER ITEMS FOR SALE" BUTTON...
Punk, rock, and Metal VINYL records, POSTERS, CDs, DVD's, stickers, Concert t-shirts, buttons, Pinbacks, vintage SKATEBOARDS, mid-century modern home decor, lunch boxes, VHS tapes, HORROR Slasher films, half naked women, board games, video games, magazines, body parts, books, magazines, clothing, streetware, MCM Atomic SPUTNIK Retro MOD, Barware, streetware, Music, Electronics, STARBURST, vintage game systems, hip, groovy girls, BIKINI GIRLS, Tiki mugs, bizarre, POP ART, lights, toys, GI Joe, $6 Million Dollar Man, HULA Girls, TIKI shirts, vintage BMX parts, more girls, fully naked, more CONCERT shirts, more rare vintage TOYS, VINYL, Etc, etc, etc!!!
Auction only always!!!
$5 to $500!
Rated G to NC-17 / R!!!
NO INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING EVER!!!
SORRY, ITEMS GET DAMAGED AND LOST, CUSTOMS DOESNT CARE, ITEMS DONT GET TRACKING SCANNED, THEY'LL RUN YOUR STUFF OVER WITH TRUCKS AND TUB BOATS, ETC.!!! I'm sorry, it's just not worth the headache!
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■■■ HOW TO BID AND WIN EVERYTIME!!!■■■ ■■■ GUARANTEED!!!!!!!!■■■
PLEASE READ THIS, DON'T LOSE A BID EVER AGAIN!!!
●●DON'T WAIT TIL THE LAST FEW SECONDS TO BID, YOUR NOT BEING SNEAKY AND GONNA BEAT EVERYONE ELSE'S BID LAST SECOND!!!
YOU MUST, MUST, MUST BID EARLY!!!!!
●● IF YOU BID EARLY & SOMEONE BEATS YOU BY $1, IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU CLICK VERIFY YOUR BID, YOU HAVE TIME TO PUT ANOTHER BID IN!!! OR 2 OR 3 OR 4 OR MORE!!
●● IF YOU WAIT TO BID TIL THE LAST 10 SECONDS, I GUARANTEE YOU, YOU WILL BE OUT BID BY $1 BY SOMEONE ELSE'S "AUTO BID" WHOS MAX BID IS HIGHER THAN YOUR BID, GUARANTEED!!!
●● AND NOW... There's NO time left to place ANOTHER bid, auction is over,
YOU JUST GOT BEAT BY $1 !!!!!!!
●● WHAT IS THIS ""AUTO BID"" THING???
●● WHAT DOES "" MAX BID AMOUNT "" MEAN ???
● THIS IS HOW EBAY BIDDING REALLY WORKS!!! ●EXAMPLE: This sticker has a starting bid of $50. You REALLY want this sticker! Your in LOVE with it!! You MUST HAVE IT, IT WILL BE MINE mentality, but your on a $100 budget at the MOST!!!
●SO... Put $100 in your "MAX BID AMOUNT" Box.
It will put you down as the highest / currently winning bidder at $50, the starting bid.
●NOW... ANYONE who bids, before the auction closes, $51, $52, $53, 54 So on, EBAY WILL ""AUTO BID "" AUTOMATICALLY FOR YOU...
$1, YES, $$$ONE DOLLAR$$$ MORE than the other dude's bid!!! EVEN when your sleeping, ebay will AUTO BID for you!!!
●IMMEDIATELY, IMMEDIATELY, IMMEDIATELY AFTER ANYONE IN THE WORLD BIDS... ALL THE WAY UP TO $99!!!
NOW YOUR STILL THE HIGHEST BIDDER AT $100!!!
●●BUT WAIT... Here comes Mary Jane, and she bids $125 MAX BID, EBAY now "auto bids" for her, $101, SHE'S the CURRENT LEADER NOW!!!
YOU WITH ME??? ALMOST DONE!!!
●NOW... Anyone who bids $102 thru $124 will now be BEAT by Mary Janes AUTO BID, IMMEDIATELY by $1, UNTIL someone bids $126 or more!!!
■■■ FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY!!!!!!■■■
2 last things... If no one else bids, YOU WON the sticker for $50! If 20 people bid and the highest MAX BID amount is $75, YOU WIN the sticker for $76!!!
YOU WON WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING!!!!!
AND AND AND.... YOU DIDN'T SPEND YOUR WHOLE $100!!!!!!!!
It's just the MAX that your willing, and able, to pay!!! IT DOESNT CHARGE YOU $100, JUST $50 THEN UP TO $100, as more people bid, then it STOPS, on to the next highest MAX bid IF, IF, ONLY IF, it goes that high. You might win it at ONLY $56.13 TOO !!!
●● #2, and very important!!!
TEST THE WATERS EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!
AND BY MORE THAN $1 OR 2 OR $4.37 HIGHER THAN THE CURRENT BID OK!!!
PLACE A BID OF $57, IF YOU GET IMMEDIATELY BEAT BY $1, SOMEONE ELSE HAS A HIGHER MAX BID THAN YOU!!!
PUT IN $63.33, is $64.33 now the highest bid??? SOMEONE ELSE HAS A HIGHER MAX BID THAN YOU!!!
●●Throw in ALL your chips, BID $100, is $101 immediately the new highest bidder??? SOMEONE ELSE HAS A HIGHER MAX BID AMOUNT THAN YOU!!!
NOW... EITHER go find more money to bid with OR don't feed the cat for a week and don't eat fast food junk for 3 days OR say F it, you tried, it was A LOT OF FUN, sit back and watch the rest of the auction countdown!!!
I LOVE THE RUSH OF AN AUCTION!!!
NOT JUST BECAUSE I SELL STUFF,
I BUY TOO, JUST LIKE YOU DO!!!!!
AND IVE BEEN BEATEN BY $1 SOOO MANY TIMES BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO BID!!!!!
IVE CRIED OVER LOSING STUFF I FELL IN LOVE WITH BY $1 !!! It's a sad SAD feeling!!!
I LEARNED ALL THE ABOVE THE HARD WAY!!!
I WISH I READ THESE TIPS FOR WINNING 15 YEARS AGO!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR READING ALL OF THIS!!!
I HOPE YOU ALL WIN FROM USING THIS INFO NOT JUST ON MY AUCTIONS BUT EVERYONES AUCTIONS!!!
CHEERS FROM TEXAS,
SPLAT PAT
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