One MINT card - X/44 Pax 2013 promo card

Have 44 (out of 44), please contact to request which card(s) you'd like or I will send you one at Random.

White cards:

#1   Full HD
#2   Gravity Gun
#3   Reading the comments
#4   70,000 gamers sweating and farting in a steel dome
#5    Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends
#6    Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12 year old Korean boy
#7    Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage.
#8    The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing they have spend hundreds of dollars on cardboard.* (Should have been thousands)
#9     Being an attractive elf in an unattractive human's body.
#10   Temporary invincibility
#11   The Sarlacc
#12   Filling every pouch of a Utilikilt with pizza
#13   Bowser's aching heart
#14   Mario Kart rage
#15   Nude-modding Super Mario World
#16   An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds
#17   Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca*
#18   The C... Ring of Alacrity
#19   Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep*
#20   A homemade cum-stained Star Trek uniform.*
#21   Unlocking a new sex position
#22   The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit
#23   Never watching, discussing or thinking about My Little Pony
#24   Turn of the century sky racists
#25   The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto
#26    A fully-dressed female videogame character*
#27   Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family
#28   Google glass + e- cigarette.  Ultimate Combo!
#29   Tapping Serra Angel
#30   Charles Barkley Shut up and Jam!
#31   Legendary creature - Robert Khoo
#32   Winning the approval of cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama
#33   Eating a pizza that's lying in the street to gain health*
#34   Getting into a situation with an owlbear
#35   Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale
#36   A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women
#37   SNES cartridge cleaning fluid

Black cards:

#38   The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about ________________.
#39   What made Spock cry?*
#40   _____________ Achievement unlocked.*
#41   There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees ____________________
#42   In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from __________________.
#43   What's the latest bullsh** that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?*
#44   No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on ___________________.

Pax 2014

#1    Collecting all seven power crystals.
#2    Whatever Final Fantasy bullsh** happened this year. (x2)
#3    Endless ninjas (x3)*
#4    Demons and sh** (x2)
#5    The imagination of Peter Jackson. (x1)
#6    Futuristic death sports (x2)
#7    KHAAAAAAAAN!  (x2)*
#8    The Star Wars Universe (x1)
#9    Taking 2d6 emotional damage (x5)*
#10   A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else (x2: two ink spots on 1)*
#11   All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.
Sold
#13   Separate drinking fountains for dark elves.*
#14   Lagging out
#15   Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.*
#16   Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue.
#17   Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls.*
Sold
#19   Stuffing my b*lls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.*
#20    A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory.
#21   The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro.
Sold
#23   Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what _______ is.  You have to see it for yourself. (x1)
#24   (Heavy breathing) Luke, I am __________. (x5)*
#25   You think you have defeated me?  Well, let's see how you handle ____________!
#26   What the hell?!  They added a 6/6 with flying, trample, and _____________.
#27   _________________ is way better than in ____________ mode.*

* = Also released in Geek pack (without numbering) & available in that format also.