"Well, here I am! Conker the King...king of all the land! Who'd a thought that? But how did I come to this? I hear you say. And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne? That you also say! Well. It's a long story. Come closer and I'll tell you. It all started...yesterday. And what a day that was! It's what I call... a bad fur day!"
WILL ARRIVE UNPAINTED. WILL COME IN WHITE OR ANOTHER LIGHT BASE.
Conker is approximately 4"(95mm) tall, the throne is approximately 7 inches tall. Can make throne up to 12" tall, so if you want a different size message me. 
Comes in 8 pieces. Each piece slides and glues together. Takes me approximately 48 hours to make, provided nothing goes wrong. If anything does, I have to start all over.
Everything I sell is made to order, and as such you are not buying a product but commissioning me to make a product. 
I might have commissions ahead of this. 
I might have issues arise with my printers that take a few days to get parts for and fix.
This can take some time.