The front reads, ' This Birthday card is for a brilliant person. The inside reads, 'but you can pretend it is for you.'

The front reads, 'inside this card is a saucy pin up to remind you of your youth. The inside reads, 'But I reckon it dates back to the 1920's'. 

The front reads, 'I think Birthday's are all stuff and nonsense' The inside reads, 'So aren't you glad that I am a bit of stuff who likes plenty of nonsense? 

The front reads, ' A recent Survey revealed that 99% of the average males waking hours are spent thinking about sex. The inside reads, ' The other 1% was spent reading boring cards'

The front reads, I'm a great believer in the old saying, "Sticks and stones will break your bones but names will never hurt you", The inside reads, ' Happy Birthday you Decrepit old fart'. 

My personal favourite. I nearly spat out my morning coffee when reading it, 'The front reads, 'You know you are getting to old to play sport...The inside reads, 'When Adidas offer to pay you not to wear their clothes'

The front reads, 'Hey Birthday Girl, What do you find most appealing? 'Nice broad Shoulders? Nice firm Bum? Nice big packet?...I go for the packet every time. The inside shows a packet of Chocolate biscuits, with the caption, 'As long as they are chocolate biscuits'. 

The front reads, which is the odd one out? Grey Hair? False teeth? Loss of Memory? Bad eyesight? Or Poor hearing?. The inside reads, 'Then again at your age you wouldn't know'. 

The front reads, 'Please don't stop faster faster faster. The inside reads, 'Your a genius when it comes to decorating'.