Mr. D is a wild guy. I ran into him when I was at Home Depot and he was closing down his gyro shop in Seattles industrial district. I wanted to buy some of glassware he was liquidating and it turned into 2 hours of story telling, shots of Ouzo right out of the cap and I think he smoked a pack of cigarettes lol.

He even told us his hobby was “Shawarma Sculpting” and then showed us two carved likenesses of the 2016 presidential candidates. For real…like two GIANT MEAT CARVINGS. One of Hillary and one of Trump. It was insane. Gross and insane lol.

Anyway he still has a shop in the Market and his food is really good. This shirt always made me laugh. I’m too fat to wear it now so my gain is your gain.