Vintage 91 TMNT Don’s Krazy Carnival Car Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Step right up! See the amazing Krazy Carnival Car. That’s right, folks. Your favorite Turtle Teen, Donatello, has loaded down this bumper baby with a ton of extra kick – and an engine so powerful it actually vibrates! You say you don’t believe what you’re hearin’. You say it sounds too a-maaa-zing? Well, folks, it is. Just watch in awe as the Carnival Car out maneuvers the fiendish Foot. See all sorts of wacky moves! Like Don’s lunch-launchin’ backward quarter-spin forward jolt. Step right up and touch the Turtlized titanium protective shell – specially created for this very car. Notice the extended electrifying eel power pole, designed to pull in over 25 trigawatts of electrical power. Go ahead and poke the super roudabout re-tread bumper. Isn’t that a-maa-zing? But that’s not all! No siree, Bob! Don’s takin’ the extra time and care to strap on two side-firin’ foot flyers – excuse me, kid, those are VERY hot. Don’t touch that. Well, there you have it, folks – the marvel of the millenium, the swerviest, joltiest, wackiest, whiphlashiest wonder to ever – hey kid! Don’t touch that firing switch, you might... WHOOOOSSSSH!