During a nature trip we found a very hard to describe metallic structure - about as big as a small plane. This object apparently crashed years or decades ago, with debris scattered in a 100 meter radius, in a heavily forested and unpopulated area.
The object was in one piece, however very damaged and cracked open. It had been laying there for several years, maybe several decades. We gathered all debris we could find.
The shape of the object can be described as a completely featureless aluminium alloy (?) tic tac about 14 meters long and 5 meters thick, that's cracked along the middle. Just superficial analysis of the object makes immediately clear his was not constructed by technologies we know. The machinery inside, the hull composition, the way cabling (for lack of a better term) run through the inner shell, the seating (for lack of a better word) - it is all extremely strangely constructed. After finding the object we moved it into a truck with a hydraulic lift and moved the entire object and any debris scattered nearby to location we currently can regard as secure, somewhere in Western Europe. This location is hermetically sealed.
There are three problems
- there was a completely dessicated organic thing inside. This thing is most certainly not a human, even though it seems to have been constructed or engineeredto superficially appear human - but the anatomy is 100% certain not evolved on Earth. We secured the creature taking minimal steps to protect from exposure, however all of us did get sick with severe flu-like symptoms about 2 weeks later, and several months later we are still suffering from aftereffects and brain fog. The organic shape is hermeticaly sealed, but even then people near us also got sick in the same manner - so our precautions didn't work. The infections seemed to have died down months ago. Antibiotics seem to work well. One thing - the smell it exudes is literally traumatizing.
- The second problem is that components of the structure (we hesitate calling it a craft or UFO, because it's so damn strange) are radioactive, emitting alpha, beta and gamma radiation from a small central shape about as big as a small fridge. This object is not cracked, but it does emit an amount of radiation that could make you very sick. Our precautions secure this item were effective and no radio-active material is leaking. What is very odd though is that intermittently the technological materials, even though not active, seems to influence complex electronic equipment every few hours (?) with no discerible pattern. These effects are very strange, especially on mobile phones and laptops. You can literally see weird stuff happening on the screens of the affected devices. We became very concerned about signal leakage alerting unwanted attention (say, it affects communication signals that are so odd they trigger surveillance) so we are keeping complex electronic devices away from the structure and debris.
- The third concern is there are materials and objects inside the structure that have qualities and do things that we can not make sense of and look clearly impossible/inconsistent with your understanding of science. If these phenomenon can be duplicated, this will instantaneously change the world as we know it completely. None of the machinery inside seems to be active, but some components seem to have a passive effect on complex electronics - another very strangely shaped object (that is completely unalike the rest of the structure and seems to have been retrofitted, and much older than the main structure) we have labelled "the artefact" and that thing does absolutely impossible stuff - it affects gravity in its current passive state.
We are 100 secure all this is for real and we fully understand this may attract dangerous attention.
We do not initially sell the object! - we sell detailed photographic access to the object, and after that an opportunity to bid on the object. We need the money for the initial bidding to facilitate the sale safely and to secure our interests.
We have elaborate video evidence ready that's on a timer. If something happens to us this video evidence is send everywhere. We do not want to mysteriously disappear.
We can safely plan the sale of the structure middle of this year in June. We will deliver excrutiatingly detailed video and photographic evidence of the device by email and based on that we will decide on a final auction date. Most important is that we feel extremely safe about this process.
We need to know who you are. We do not want this structure to fall into the hangs of geopolittical enemies of countries of Western Europe. So we won't be taking bids from unknown parties or hostile countries like Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, etc. We likewise won't sell to irresponsible parties or countries, such as Israel. We will sell to western european or NATO national governments after the bid, but we need to make abundantly certain you are who you are. If we understand correctly, study of this structure may have far reaching political and scientific implications. Once you buy, you are free to negotiate exclusivity and secrecy. We will however declare the transaction to all relevant national tax authorities, possibly with your specifications, as an undisclosed retrieved 'mineral resource'. Yes, we may end up paying taxes over selling a UFO.
But we do want to "somewhat responsibly" make money of this. The final sale will be over 50 million euro. We are confident that after delivering video evidence we will obtain these bids. It's probably worth exponentially more but we feel this will be a fair reimbursement. We all want to disappear and retire completely after this.
Clearly, by going public on Ebay, of all places, we realize the process of this sale will get disrupted, so your first bid may end up in a loss.