Hungry Midnight Monster
The hungry midnight monster,
Came to our house to rob.
Through the window, and to the fridge,
Ate the corn and the cob.
He passed on the asparagus,
Left those all alone.
He ate all the steaks,
Finished those to the bone.
He didn't stop there,
Continued at his pace to eat.
Opened up the meat drawer,
And ate all the meat.
Lastly, he poured down his throat,
Mom's famous stew.
Then it was back to the window,
But he couldn't fit through!
By David Allen