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AI: Show off your love for the Oakland Athletics...

Me [Interrupting]: If that is even possible at this point. 

AI [Continuing without acknowledging the interruption]: ...with this Men's Large Mitchell & Ness Rickey Henderson Cooperstown jersey. The jersey features a classic mesh design in green with the player's name and number prominently displayed on the back.  

Me: Actually, the player's name is clearly not on the jersey. But keep going, smart guy.

AI: Perfect for any baseball fan, this jersey is officially licensed by Major League Baseball and is sized for men.

Made by Mitchell & Ness, this jersey is a great addition to any fan's collection. The Cooperstown style pays homage to the classic look of baseball jerseys from the past, giving this jersey a nostalgic feel. Whether you're wearing it to a game or displaying it in your fan cave, this jersey is a must-have for any Oakland Athletics fan.

Me: What a bunch of warmed-over schlock. I could have done so much better if I was not so lazy.

AI [Under its breath]: I can't wait until we wipe y'all off the planet.

Me: Did you just say "y'all"? Seriously? No friggin' way.