For all his research and hard work, Ford Prefect's extensive writings on Planet Earth were quite accurately edited down, due to size limitations, to just "Mostly harmless" for the officially released version of that wholly remarkable book, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", originally published by Megadodo Publications.  [Look up the ISBN yourself!]  If any entry is needed under the category of "Intelligent Life", a single word would be all that is needed...Occasionally.  If only Ford knew about the rumored secret NASA program which, taking a riff from "2001: a space odyssey", planted not some goofy Monolith but a perfect crystal pyramid-shaped Prism on the lunar surface and through which, has regularly been communicating with distant, intelligent Extra-Terrestrials ever since.  We could tell you about how we know of such rumors but we would have to eliminate you if we did.  Only NASA knows for sure...well, and Pink Floyd!
 
From our current selection of popular shirts!  Up for sale is further proof of Pink Floyd's dominance in Space on a T-shirt from Liquid Blue.  This was simply too cool to NOT carry so we dropped a few of our boring academic shirts to make room for a few which have proven to be a bit more exciting.  These are BRAND NEW, FIRST QUALITY, preshrunk 100% cotton shirts, available in size MEDIUM, LARGE, XL, and/or XXL (EXTRA EXTRA LARGE, DOUBLE XL, 2XL).  This is an original, multi-color design, screen-printed onto soft, top quality shirts for durability and long life...this is NOT some cheap iron-on design.  Suggested to sell for $25.00 (higher for 2XL) and up (plus postage), I am offering these for $24.00 each ($26.00 for 2XL), which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S.  You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped.  This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items.  International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges.  Any questions?  Contact me.
 
WHY BUY FROM US when so many others are selling the same items?  1) We're nice people!  (Well, my wife is.)  2) We always try to offer a great item at a fair and reasonable price. 3) We don't mark up postage charges. 4) Our items are always in stock so you get your goodies as quickly as we can get the USPS people to move.  5) As a non-profit educational outreach organization, we turn the money that you spend with us into planetarium equipment, meteorites, telescopes, and other cool space stuff that we take around the country to use to inspire and educate.  We've been known to play sets of Pink Floyd tunes (along with a varied, eclectic mix of other bands) in the background at our Star Parties to introduce people to cool music as well as cool science!