Handmade NFL / AFC / NCAA Dammit Doll with short hair or pigtails~ Your choice!
All 32 NFL teams available!
College Collection Growing!
~Unique Gift idea!~

This listing is for 1 doll
~you chose the team ~

Each doll measures approx. 12" tall + hair length with an 8" arm span.

Pictures are examples only and item may vary slightly from pictured - if two colors available, please specify which you would prefer.
If no hair length is specified, short hair will be sent!

A unique gift for the person who has it all - including stress!

They come complete with a poem that reads:

"When you want to climb the wall,

And stand right up and shout,

Here's a little Dammit Doll

You cannot do without.

 

Just grasp it firmly by the legs,

And find a place to slam it,

And as you whack the stuffing out

Yell " Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!"

 

If Dammit's not a word you say,

Then twist its little neck

And grumble out repeatedly,

"Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!"

 

And once you're done abusing it

Just sit it on the shelf

But hug it first, as I'd hug you

If I were there myself!"

The "Dammit" poem can be substituted for a "Darnit" Poem upon request for those "gentler/younger" souls.  Just send a note upon checkout!

These are a great stress buster that can be slammed, thrown,

and otherwise abused without causing damage to home or hearth!

Fabric paint faces are all made with Non-toxic paint!

Thank you for Shopping

&

Have a Stress Free Day!