PHANTOM KEYSTROKER

HIGH-TECH OFFICE-BASED PRANK DEVICE

With the advent of the incessantly-beeping and easily-concealable Annoy-a-Tron, ThinkGeek ushered in a new era of sophisticated office pranks sure to drive your friends and coworkers bonkers while you quietly enjoy the chaos you've unleashed.

The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless flash drive, but it's actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim's computer, no drivers needed. The Keystroker emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically makes random mouse movements, turns on/off the Caps Lock, and types out odd garbage text and phrases. A set of switches allow you to choose amongst these tortures or select all three. You can also set the time delay on a sliding scale between annoying "events." We recommend you don't set it too frequently so as to extend the agony. Your hapless friends will think their computers have been possessed or that they accidentally downloaded malware. As they admit defeat and dial tech support, you can rest easy with the satisfaction of a prank well played.

Note: The Keystroker will NOT take actions such as00111001000 - oh, very funny guys - As I was saying, it will not take actions such as clicking the mouse button, and it cannot trigger the return, backspace, or delete key. We're here to prank, not to run up someone's credit card bill, submit any forms, or wipe out their hard work.

Product Specifications

Phantom Keystroker

Looks like an innocent little flash drive

Matte black

Victim's computer must have a USB port, but it'll work on any OS

Switches allow you to choose among it turning Caps Lock on and off, typing random characters on the keyboard, and moving the mouse or ALL THREE

Also set the time delay on a sliding scale between annoying "events"

Other things the random typing setting produces: the phrase "I see what you are doing" and Pi to a bunch of digits

The name is printed on the side (subtly) so that if someone overreacts, you can quickly point out that it's a prank product

Dimensions: 2 1/2" long x 3/4" wide x 1/4" thick