PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY

"IT'S ELEMENTARY"

90  Th  THORIUM

GLOWS IN THE DARK--ORANGE!  (see 3rd photo)

(It's not magic, it's SCIENCE...which is like magic that actually and honestly WORKS!!!

So, the "magic" here involves FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder.)

Hypoallergenic

Does not clog pores!

Meets Vegan Standards

Lightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.

(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS...but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)

Never tested on animals...well, besides humans...and they pass the test!

2 3/4" X 2 3/4" X 1" thick--4 ounces

Each Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8" X 3 3/8" X 1 1/4")

GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life...or YOU!

Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.

Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or "interesting" words and messages!

COLLECT THEM ALL...or as many as are available, so far!

New elements being added...occasionally!  (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!)

For good, CLEAN Science fun!

(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes?  If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS!  AGAIN!)

Notes for the Science Geek:

Each Soap displays the Element's...

Atomic Number--90

Symbol (abbreviation)--Th

Proper Name--Thorium

Atomic Weight--232.0377

Ground State Electron Configuration--2, 8, 18, 32, 18, 10, 2

ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:

THORIUM is about three times as abundant as Uranium in the Earth's crust and a few THORIUM reactors have been built to see if it can be a replacement for Uranium as fuel in a nuclear reactor.  The main obstacle to this so far is that the used fuel can be even MORE dangerous and difficult to reprocess and store than spent Uranium fuel!  It is pretty safe to assume that there is NOT any actual THORIUM present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure THORIUM!  Here's a fun fact that probably won't get you free drinks at a pub but could seriously impress an overly intoxicated patron whom you have finally convinced that you ARE a nuclear scientist, whether this is true or not.  The half-life of the most stable isotope of THORIUM is roughly equal to the age of the Universe.  If this same person sobers up and begins to ask further questions, sorry but you're on your own!

IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it.  I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos...obviously!  As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, "blemishes" on the lettering (or "missing" letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece.  These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me!  My photos are MY headache! (That's also why I took the "angle" photo...to show a different perspective that can allow such "issues" to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!)

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If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first.  (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!)  For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE.

These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S.  You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped.  This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items.  International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges.  Any questions?  Contact me.