"A story of sunsets, steaks and silly underpants."
More madness from Mike 'Spug' Redfern following on from his first book, Carping Mad!, which has become pretty scarce and collectable. Both Carping Mad 1 and Carping Mad 3 (you'll have to ask Spug what happened to Carping Mad 2) were produced in limited numbers, only 1,000 copies each. The author has already sold over 800 copies of this book so grab a copy now while they're still available. A great read for the not-so-serious, serious carper.
"This book is not suitable for virgins, the under 17s or over 150s, Spug's mum, the politically correct, or those without a sense of humour."
"Spug's back again! 'Oh dear' we hear you cry, not more stupidity! The theme continues from Carping Mad! only this time there's a lot more fish, in fact there's over 50 English thirties and 2 forties contained within the following pages of this book. Carping Mad 3 doesn't just have stories from Spug's fishing life, but it also includes his ongoing dating disasters, his everyday mis-haps and of course his love of all things Heavy Metal and especially, Iron Maiden. It's all here in the following 400 pages, and written in such a way, that hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. The age certificate rating should give you an idea of some of what's coming up, but there's nothing that bad really, or is there? We'll let you decide, as the next crazy chapters in Spug's life are about to unfold!" (Publisher's blurb).
Contents include:- Introduction; Acknowledgements; Foreword; The legal stuff; Now where were we?; The Jeremy Kyle Show; Supermarket Sweep; Time to move on; I'll be back; Fruit and veg; A chat with Adrian and Gold Awards; Cockles, funbags and vanilla lattes; The declaration of independence; Toothy critters; Old MacDonalds; Sink or swim; This **** just got serious [censored so that eBay don't shout at me!]; The bit at the end.