All of these designs can be personalised with any name... If no personalisation required please enter NONE in the box.

It’s time to throw away those crusty socks from under the bed!

Stop spending a fortune on tissues!

Reduce the white patches on the inside of your undies with a  Personalised Novelty Cum Rag - By MagicMugUK


It doesn’t matter if you're buying this as a novelty gift for someone special or to keep in your bedside cabinet, our microfibre cloths are sure to amaze and delight anything that touches the super soft fabric.


Can I wash the cloth, we hear you ask!

YES you can wash and dry as normal, our design’s are permanently bonded with the fabric, we don’t use vinyl stickers so there is no rough feel and will never peel.


Want your own image and/or text on one of our microfiber cloths?
No worries just send us a message and we will do the rest :) 
Nothing will make us blush... Just ask our multiple OF creators 

Each microfibre cloth is 29cm x 29cm, made from 87% polyester/13% polyamide

* Super absorbant

* Fast drying

* Machine washable


For Personalised Items:

We will copy the information you supply us in order to fulfil your order. 

We will contact you if the wording does not seem 'right' 

but it is ultimately your responsibility to ensure all spellings/wording are correct.


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Fan made personalised items - Not official merchandise


Dispatch Times

We aim to dispatch all orders within 5 working days.

During busy times we may contact you if there is a delay in orders

Please note if we need to contact you to clarify your design, it may delay your order.


*****Free Delivery - Please note Royal Mail second class can take up to 14 days to arrive, we will be unable to refund or replace during this time.

We use Royal Mail's second class post for free delivery. After we have dispatched your order, parcels are most often delivered within a further 2-4 days but have been known to take over a week. We canNOT guarantee delivery time. 

If you must have your order sooner, we would advise using the express service.

*****Standard Delivery

We use Royal Mail's first class post for smaller standard service orders. After we have dispatched your order, standard service parcels are most often delivered within 1-2 days but have been known to take over a week. 

*****Non-UK Delivery

We aim to dispatch all orders within 5 working days although under normal circumstances they are completed far more quickly than this. We use eBay to send our products outside the UK, who calculate all shipping costs. 


MagicMugUK Returns Policy

Unfortunately personalised items have no value once personalised and as such we urge you to take care that no mistakes are made when ordering as we cannot accept returns once any item has been personalised. We will copy the information you supply us in order to fulfil your order. We will contact you if the wording does not seem 'right' but it is ultimately your responsibility to ensure all spellings/wording are correct. If you wish to consider returning a non-personalised gift, then please contact us initially. All goods must be returned in the same packaging in a 're-saleable' condition in which they arrived. In the rare case any purchase arrives damaged from transit or does not arrive after 14 working days from dispatch date, then please contact us and we will follow up your enquiry. Everyone makes mistakes, including us. Please contact us if the item is faulty in any way and give us the chance to put things right. We cannot refund the postage cost incurred in returning unwanted / incorrectly ordered goods and even where you have qualified for free delivery a postage and packaging charge of £4 will be levied on unwanted goods and deducted from any refund made. You have a duty to return any item to us and the cost of doing so is your responsibility - We advise you to obtain a proof of posting.


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