Sir Perky is back, but this time he's not screwing around! Fairly Odd Novelties presents the Sir Perky condiment bottle topper, The newest and most hilarious addition to our set of novelty and raunchy perky-ware! With his latest form, Sir Perky is here to make picnics or BBQ's more of a gas by dispensing your favorite condiments! By simply screwing Sir Perky onto your favorite bottle of ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, syrup, or even chocolate syrup, you suddenly have a hilarious way to spread flavor on your food! Be careful you aren't chewing or drinking when it comes out though. . . You may have to spit it out from laughing! If you have a foodie or prankster in your life, This is the ideal gift at any birthday, White elephant, secret Santa, or office party. Order now and get the squirts in the best way possible! Sir Perky is Red and made of hard plastic. Comes in a full Color, gift ready box. Object dimensions are 2. 69" X 3. 22" X 2. 91". Box dimensions are 2. 92" X 3. 37" X 3. 39".