Mr Hickey? 

Is it a chocolate chip?

Or is it a big pile of bull?

      You decide!

Whatever it is, it's sure to get a big pile of laughs. 

Could be your perfect Halloween hit costume.

Show everyone how much you care by not giving a sheet! 

Hurry, hurry one of a kind and this is number two.

Better scrape it up now while you still can. 

Everyone needs their stinking cap. 

Okay, enough already, buy it so I can quit making bad puns. 

Thank you