CHOOSE ANY SAYING! 🤣🤣

You have reached your unique destination for high-quality citrus scented, hilarious candles, each standing 10cm tall x 11 cm wide with a metal lid.

Make someone laugh, make someone happy, bring a smile to their face with these perfect novelty candles! Yes, they’re rude, crude and some even insulting but what the hell🤣🤣

Choose from: 

1.HAPPY BIRTHDAY CU**

2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KN** HEAD

3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FU** FACE

4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DI** HEAD

5. MERRY CHRISTMAS CUN*

6. MERRY CHRISTMAS KN** HEAD

7. MERRY CHRISTMAS FU** FACE 

8. MERRY CHRISTMAS DI** HEAD

9. A TIGHT FU**

10. BAG HEAD

11. CHEESY DICK

12. COCAINE AND HOOKERS

13. COKE HEAD

14. CU** JUICE

15. DOG FARTS

16. EAU DE FURRY BOLLO**S

17. EAU DE JIZZ

18. FANNY FARTS

19. FARTS

20. FISHY FANNY

21. HELLO YOU CU**

22. JIZZ JUICE

23. KNOB CHEESE

24. SHEEP SHAGGER

25. STINKY MIN**

26. SWEATY BALL SACKS

27. WA** JUICE

28. WET DOG

29. YOU’RE A CU**

30. YOU’RE A TURD FACE

Please message we with the candle/s saying or sayings with the numbers from the list above.

Thank you very much and wishing you all happiness and laughter! 🤣🤣