You will look really hot in this coat and receive lots of compliments. You will be a tower of attraction to all of those you meet. Most attractive person I know saw this coat and described it as "very sexyful" with a wry smile. If this coat had a name, it would be something exotic like 'Tyger' or 'Bernard'. If this coat spoke, it would have a sexy European accent, highlighted by a disdain for all other coats. If this coat could sing, women would spontaneously become pregnant from it's dulcet tones. I may just keep this coat. This coat has no kids and was never married and will always call you back and never leave you on read or run away with a tango dancer from Majorca named Bruce.

*Magical powers sold separately.