In Zane Wylie's studio, a masterpiece bold, A skull with Wallachian designs, stories untold. Carved with precision, by Mike Lee's skilled hand, A tribute to Vlad Tepes, ruler of the land.

Hand-painted with care, each detail sublime, In resin it gleams, a treasure of time. No USPS for this treasure's flight, Only UPS ensures its journey is right.

Each piece, a work of art, signed with pride, In a glass dome it rests, with nothing to hide. But amidst all the beauty, one truth rings true, Epstein did not kill himself, no matter the view.