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Johnny English + Bonus Movie Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Story - Region 2,4 DVD - is used, and in "good" condition. Some medium to high level scratching and marking is apparent on both discs. The case has numerous dents and scratches, and displays overall signs of general wear.
***The discs have been tested, and appear to work perfectly***
The item is exactly as pictured (I don't use stock photos). It will be placed directly in a padded envelope/mailer for shipping.
What you get (refer to pics)
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Synopsis* (possible spoiler alert) |
Johnny English
Johnny English is a kind-hearted but clumsy MI7 employee who dreams of becoming the top and most trusted agent. After Agent One dies in a submarine accident unknowingly caused by English due to faulty access hatch codes, the remaining agents are killed by a bombing at Agent One's funeral again due to English's incompetence by two criminals working for a yet unrevealed villain, leaving English the lone surviving agent capable of finishing Agent One's mission.
Assigned to thwart a plot to steal the newly restored Crown Jewels in an event hosted by French prison owner Pascal Sauvage, English meets the mysterious Lorna Campbell at the jewels' unveiling at the Tower of London. During a sudden blackout, the jewels are stolen. In the aftermath, English accidentally knocks out the deputy head of security and pretends to fight an imaginary "assailant" to cover his mistakes; he makes up a false description of the suspect to MI7 head Pegasus.
English and his assistant Angus Bough discover the jewels were removed via a hole dug beneath their display case. Following the tunnel, they confront the German thieves Dieter Klein and Klaus Vendetta, who escape from their hideout in a hearse. After pursuing the wrong hearse, English gate-crashes a funeral and Bough pretends that he is an escaped lunatic in order to get him out of the situation.
English connects the thieves to Pascal Sauvage, who helped restore the jewels. Pegasus finds English's claims absurd and warns English against getting Sauvage involved, as he is his personal friend. In a car park, English and Bough are attacked by Vendetta but are unharmed. English again encounters Campbell in a YO! Sushi restaurant, recognising her pink motorcycle. Having seen her at two crime scenes, English's suspicions deepen when her records cannot be found on any government computer.
English and Bough parachute into Sauvage's headquarters, but English mistakenly lands on an identical tower, the City Hospital. Reaching the correct building, the two learn that Sauvage, a descendant of Charles Edward Stuart, plans to make himself king, using an impostor to impersonate the Archbishop of Canterbury. English observes that the fake Archbishop has a tattoo on his bottom saying Jesus is coming — look busy. Campbell arrives, revealing herself to be an Interpol agent tracking Sauvage. With evidence of Sauvage's involvement, English crashes a reception hosted by Sauvage but is suspended by Pegasus for his clumsy actions.
With English having exposed his plans, Sauvage scraps his plan to use the fake Archbishop and instead sends his minions to blackmail Queen Elizabeth II into abdicating her throne by threatening her corgis, causing the entire line of succession to be swept clean for Sauvage to become king. Campbell, now placed in charge of the assignment by Pegasus, visits English and convinces him to travel with her to Sauvage's French château to investigate. Eavesdropping on Sauvage's meeting with internationally renowned criminals, English and Campbell learn he plans to transform all of mainland Britain into the world's biggest prison. The agents' cover is blown when English accidentally activates a microphone, and they are taken as prisoners.
Bough rescues English and Campbell, and the three race to stop Sauvage's coronation. English crashes the coronation and discovers that the Archbishop is genuine, following a stint in which he exposes the Archbishop's bare bottom in the erroneous assumption that it would bear the tattoo he had observed earlier. Undeterred, English orders Bough to play the incriminating DVD, only to find it is footage of himself lip-syncing to ABBA's "Does Your Mother Know" in his underclothes; Sauvage had bugged English's flat. Sneaking away, English swings in to steal St Edward's Crown from the Archbishop. Sauvage attempts to kill English, who drops the crown. However, English falls from the wire, lands on the throne, knocking Sauvage off and is crowned instead. In his first and only act as king, English has Sauvage arrested and restores the Queen to the throne, simply requesting a knighthood as a reward.
Sauvage is awaiting trial for high treason, while English and Campbell drive to southern France. English accidentally ejects Campbell from his car whilst attempting to kiss her, causing her to land in a swimming pool where Bough and a man matching the description of the false assailant are on holiday.
Bonus Movie Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Story
Well-meaning yet clumsy and destructive Mr. Bean works as a security guard at the National Gallery in London. When the gallery's board of directors, who despise Bean for sleeping on the job, fail to fire him under the chairman's orders, they instead select Bean as their representative for the transfer of James McNeill Whistler's 1871 portrait Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1 (Whistler's Mother) to the Grierson Art Gallery in Los Angeles once purchased by philanthropist General Newton for $50 million, knowing that he will most likely ruin the entire ceremony.
Grierson's curator David Langley, impressed with the false profile of "Dr. Bean", offers to accommodate Bean in his home for two months against his family's wishes. After Bean causes mishaps with the LA airport police and accidentally breaks a family heirloom, Langley's wife, Alison, leaves for her mother's house with their children, Kevin and Jennifer. David begins to question Bean's status as an art expert following a visit to Pacific Park, where Bean is arrested by Lieutenant Brutus - the same police officer who interrogated him at the airport - after rigging the control panel of a simulator ride to make it more exciting for him. After Bean accidentally ruins a dinner with Mr. Grierson and his wife, David discovers that Bean knows nothing about art.
David is horrified when he sees that Bean has ruined Whistler's Mother after accidentally sneezing on it and attempting to fix it. Fearing that he will lose his job and possibly get prosecuted for the damage, David becomes despondent and gets drunk with Bean, though his family returns out of pity. Determined to save David's career, Bean sneaks into the gallery at night, incapacitates the security guard with laxatives and replaces the defaced painting with a reprinted poster coated in egg whites to make it look authentic, which successfully fools everyone at the ceremony. Bean panics when he is ordered to make a speech about the painting, but gives an improvised and sentimental opinion about it that wins the crowd's approval.
After the speech, Brutus informs David that Jennifer was involved in a motorcycle accident with her boyfriend, prompting David and Bean to rush to the hospital. While wandering around the hospital, Bean gets mistaken for a surgeon and is forced into a surgery room, where he encounters Brutus - who has been shot while dealing with a car thief on the way to the hospital - and saves his life by inadvertently removing the bullet from his body. David then begs Bean, unaware of his true identity, to wake Jennifer up from her unconscious state, which he succeeds in after an accident with a defibrillator sends Bean flying and landing on her. Grateful for having their daughter back and wondering how to repay their doctor, David and Alison are surprised when Bean reveals his true identity. Per Bean's suggestion, they repay him by allowing him to stay with them for another week.
After spending quality time with David's family, David accompanies Bean to the airport for his flight back to London and thanks him for everything before Bean departs. At home, Bean goes to sleep with his bedroom now decorated with photographs of his time with David's family, as well as the original Whistler's Mother painting he smuggled back with him.
* Information sourced online in the public domain.
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Disc Condition | Scratching/Marking | Rating |
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Like New | Blemish Free | |
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