Up for sale is a lot of THREE antique condom vending machine novelties, including:

• Mini Mermaid Fortune Teller (Federal Pharmacal Inc) - a rare variation of the classic fortune telling miracle fish cellophane toy,

• Cutie Nudie (Federal Premium Mfg Co) - adult puzzle featuring perforated pieces to take apart and reassemble, and a

• "Instant P***y" (unknown manufacturer) - mini foam sponge in dissolvable capsule (not what you think unless you're a cat fan).

These date back as far as what I'd presume is the 1970s, and some of these (like the mermaid fortune teller) I've never actually seen before acquiring as unopened deadstock. Only a few of these sealed sets are available! Feel free to reach out with any questions.