Description |
*Alfie* - Region 1 DVD - is used, and in "very good" condition overall.
Disc rating: "". Medium level scratching and marking is apparent on the disc. The case has numerous dents and scratches, and displays overall signs of general wear.
***All used discs are quality checked prior to listing***
The item is exactly as pictured (I don't use stock photos). It will be packaged securely for shipping.
What you get (refer to pics)
If it's not on the list, it's not included.
This is a "Region 1" DVD in NTSC format. Prior to purchase, please ensure your DVD player is compatible with "Region 1" DVDs, and your television is capable of displaying an NTSC picture.
Guarantee |
I buy things on eBay as well, and completely understand how disappointing it
can be when something isn't exactly what I expected. As a result, I offer the
following guarantee on this listing. If for any reason this item isn't up to
your expectations in any way, simply return it and I'll give you a full refund of the item price - no questions asked!
Please note: any shipping and packaging charges incurred during the transaction are non-refundable. Leaving neutral or negative feedback concludes the transaction and voids this guarantee.
Synopsis* (possible spoiler alert) |
Alfie Elkins is a Cockney limo driver in Manhattan. A sex addict, he regularly beds women on one-night stands. In addition, he maintains a casual relationship with single mother Julie, his "semi-regular-quasi-sort-of-girlfriend thing", and unhappily married Dorie. Once Dorie wants more than casual sex, he stops calling.
Alfie and his coworker and best friend Marlon want to open a company together, but Marlon needs to get back with his ex, Lonette. When Alfie goes to put in a good word for him, he finds her at her bar. But after getting drunk, they have sex. Alfie meets Marlon the next day, terrified he knows about it, but is relieved when Marlon says he and Lonette got back together and are getting married.
When Alfie goes to Julie's for a booty call, she throws him out, confronting him as she had discovered Dorie's panties in her rubbish bin - he had discarded them after finding them in his pocket. Intending to reconcile with her at her son's birthday, Alfie sees Julie has returned to her estranged husband. He later discovers Lonette is pregnant with his child, and (without telling Marlon) they go to a clinic for an abortion. Soon afterward, Marlon and Lonette unexpectedly move upstate, without saying goodbye.
Following repeated failures to achieve an erection, Alfie sees a doctor, who tells him he is perfectly healthy, and his impotence is due to stress. However, he finds a lump on Alfie's penis. They immediately run a test at the clinic and he spends a few anxious days awaiting the results. On a trip to the hospital, Alfie meets Joe, a widower, in the bathroom. Joe gives life advice to the depressed Alfie: "Find somebody to love, and live every day like it's your last". Soon afterward, Alfie finds out he's cancer-free.
Believing he's been given a second chance, Alfie decides to "aim higher" in his love life. He meets Nikki, a beautiful but unstable woman, and they quickly embark on a passionate, turbulent relationship. Moving in together, Alfie finds it hard to put up with her mood swings, especially after she goes off her medication. Distancing himself, he focuses on an older woman, Liz. A sultry cosmetics mogul, she inspires him to "aim higher". He becomes infatuated, but she wants to keep it strictly sexual. Alfie then ends it with Nikki.
Running into Julie in a coffee shop, Alfie realises he has feelings for her; however, she's now with someone else. On a trip upstate to visit Marlon and his now-wife, Lonette, she reveals she never had the abortion, and, Marlon knows Alfie is the father, but nonetheless decided to stay. Upon seeing Marlon with hurt in his eyes, Alfie visits Joe, who tells him to get his life together. Alfie turns to Liz for comfort but is crushed that she has an even younger man in her life.
Alfie has a chance meeting with Dorie late one night. As he tries to get back into her life, she wants no part of him. Apologising for not calling, he admits he has trouble expressing himself, running from relationships when they become too serious. She wishes him luck. The film ends with Alfie talking about genuinely changing his ways.
* Information sourced online in the public domain.
Shipping |
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Please pay for your purchase within 7 days, or the sale will be cancelled and the item automatically relisted. As a courtesy, a generic payment reminder will be sent after 4 days.
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Terms of Sale (the fine print) |
Unfortunately, a certain undesirable element has made the inclusion of these terms a necessity. They are as follows;
Disc Condition | Scratching/Marking | Rating |
Brand New | N/A | N/A |
Like New | Blemish Free | |
Very Good | Anywhere between Light and Medium | |
Good | Anywhere between Medium and High | |
Acceptable | Anywhere between High and Extreme |
Day | Hours |
Monday | 12pm - 10pm |
Tuesday | 10am - 2pm |
Wednesday | 12pm - 10pm |
Thursday | 10am - 2pm |
Friday | 12pm - 10pm |
Saturday | 10am - 2pm |
Sunday | 12pm - 10pm |