*Malcolm in the Middle: The Complete Fifth Season* - Region 4 DVD - is used, and in "very good" condition overall. The readable surface of the discs present as follows;

• Disc 1 rating: "". - Light to medium level scratching and marking is apparent on the disc.
• Disc 2 rating: "". - Light to medium level scratching and marking is apparent on the disc.
• Disc 3 rating: "". - Light to medium level scratching and marking is apparent on the disc.

The case has numerous dents and scratches, and displays overall signs of general wear.

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• Case
• Cover art

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Episode 1: "Vegas"

In the cold open, Jamie is revealed to be a boy. The family travels to Las Vegas, where Reese and Dewey show an obese rabbit at a competition, Hal is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Lois goes backstage with her favourite singer Boone Vincent (David Cassidy). Meanwhile, Francis has been neglecting his chores at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Otto in a well he was supposed to have fixed.

Episode 2: "Watching the Baby"

Attractive, popular girls want to be seen with Reese, Malcolm, and Stevie as revenge on their boyfriends, so the boys stick Dewey with babysitting Jamie. Dewey tells Jamie an elaborate story in which their parents are secretly wealthy and have a hidden "secret good house" in their closet, where they also own a robotic version of Francis as a slave. Forced to work at the Lucky Aide when he can't pay for Jamie's diapers, Hal discovers that Craig tyrannically lords over the graveyard-shift employees with his night manager position, forcing them to adhere to his rules and wants while he does nothing but reap the benefits, so Hal helps them rebel.

Episode 3: "Goodbye Kitty"

When Stevie finds out his mother has divorced his father, he falls into a depression and Malcolm tries to cheer him up. Lois' high-school diary falls into Reese's backpack and he reads it and becomes infatuated with the diarist – and is horrified to find out her identity. Dewey regresses into babyhood, appalling Lois. Meanwhile, neither Francis nor Otto can bear to kill a horse having a deadly infection; they nearly kill each other in trying.

Episode 4: "Thanksgiving"

Reese aspires to prepare the perfect Thanksgiving dinner with Hal and Dewey's help. Lois intervenes when Francis and Piama seem headed for divorce. Malcolm goes to a party instead of staying with the family; he spends half the time wondering if Kirstin (Alessandra Torresani) is flirting with him, then gets completely drunk. He arrives home and vomits into the turkey, ruining the dinner and holiday for the family.

Episode 5: "Malcolm Films Reese"

Malcolm films Reese for a school psychology assignment. He then discovers that he is an unwitting participant in one of Mr. Herkabe's experiments, which portrays him as a sadistic maniac, and he loses Reese's trust. In revenge, he breaks into Herkabe's office to reveal the other students' dirty secrets, including his own. Hal fears he will lose his job when top officials at his company are arrested for embezzlement. Lois' washer and dryer keep breaking down. When Dewey skips school, he starts earning big money working as a street magician. Soon, Hal and Lois find his stash of money, but they assume it's theirs and end up using it to buy a new washer and dryer. A critic named Charles Cutter reviews the Grotto and insults every aspect of the compound, which devastates Otto. When Francis invites Cutter back, they discover his criticism is nothing but verbal abuse and he makes racist statements about Piama, leading Francis and Otto to beat him up. The newspapers trumpet the story, and the Grotto's business booms, because every venue in the state hates Cutter.

Episode 6: "Malcolm's Job"

Lois makes Malcolm and Reese get jobs. Reese finds a job at the local slaughterhouse, but Malcolm is forced to work with Lois at the Lucky Aide. Malcolm catches Lois smoking on her break and thinks she is a hypocrite. Hal takes a nursing class run by Polly to spend more time with Jamie, but he and the other dads soon start betting on their babies. Sick of Reese and Malcolm's bullying, Dewey runs away to the ranch to visit his "good brother", Francis.

Episode 7: "Christmas Trees"

Hal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey go into business selling Christmas trees, but two priests send homeless people to frighten away their customers, since Hal is selling the trees cheaper than the church. Craig is bitten by a squirrel, and Lois orders her co-workers and some homeless people to catch the squirrel to prove that Craig won't need the painful shots. When Otto's family visits the ranch, they seem so much like Francis' family that he gets homesick.

Episode 8: "Block Party"

Returning early from vacation, the family discovers that their neighbours have been celebrating their yearly absence with a block party. Reese and Dewey scheme to make quick cash by letting kids beat up Reese, Hal and Lois join the kielbasa-eating contest, and Malcolm inadvertently aids a burglar. Meanwhile, Francis finds himself assigned to breeding cows, the most disgusting job at the ranch.

Episode 9: "Dirty Magazine"

Malcolm decides to publish a student's (Lori Beth Denberg, credited as "L.B. Denberg") brilliant story in the school newsletter despite its adult content. Principal Block (Kurtwood Smith) censors him, but Malcolm contacts the ACLU, who forces him not to censor the story. Block cancels all extracurricular activities and only reinstates them when Malcolm calls off the ACLU, but Malcolm gets revenge on Block by publishing his own magazine just outside the school grounds, also containing the story. During work, Hal has a close counter with his new female supervisor, of whom Lois encourages him to continue to flirt with to avoid him getting fired. Reese attempts to manipulate Dewey to prove he is smarter than he is. Meanwhile, Francis tries to teach Otto how to dance for Otto and Gretchen's 25th anniversary, only to realise Otto is a terrible dancer.

Episode 10: "Hot Tub"

Hal buys a hot tub without telling Lois, but it turns into a swamp when he neglects to clean it. Malcolm finally gets his learner's permit, and gets mixed up in a fight between Polly and her ex-boyfriend. Reese steals Dewey's new friend Noah, who had actually befriended Dewey to get to Reese to ask him to beat up Noah's bullies. Meanwhile, Manfred Schmidt – former fiancé to Gretchen, former best friend to Otto – visits the ranch. Otto reveals to Francis he actually stole Gretchen away from Manfred.

Episode 11: "Ida's Boyfriend"

Ida brings a wealthy Chinese man, Mr. Li (James Hong) to whom she is engaged to the family's house for a dinner, informing them of her plans to fly to Hong Kong to live with him. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced, but it swells up, and he must hide it and the resulting lisp from Lois until the wedding ends. Reese smashes Dewey's new toy in front of him, so Dewey pretends Reese does not exist. Malcolm discovers that Ida is making Mr. Li drink opiate-laced tea to drug him, changing his mood and allowing her to take advantage of him and get his money. Meanwhile at the ranch, Otto hires an acting troop to stage a murder mystery, but the actor's over-dramatic performances are causing more chaos than expected.

Episode 12: "Softball"

Malcolm joins the Lucky Aide softball team to get away from Lois' wrath on the job – but she has recently become the coach. Francis drives home to prove to Lois that he is not lazy, but Lois refuses to admit that she is wrong until Hal intervenes. Dewey dares Reese to outdo one of Francis' old stunts. Hal panics when he unknowingly applies for a job with what appears to be a top-secret espionage agency, and when he goes back the next day to tell them about his decision to leave, he finds the whole building has disappeared.

Episode 13: "Lois' Sister"

Lois' sister Susan (Laurie Metcalf) visits, bringing generous gifts for the whole family. Suspicious, Lois eventually learns that Susan needs a new kidney and tries to donate one to her, and Susan begrudgingly accepts. Dewey breaks into the garage to use his new cotton candy machine, and Reese and Malcolm joyride in their new Mustang until they are arrested. Meanwhile, Francis "leads" a group of Girl Scouts on a wilderness campout journey through the desert, but they take advantage of him through various pranks.

Episode 14: "Malcolm Dates a Family"

Lois boycotts Luigi's Pizza, the family's favourite restaurant, after discovering they were forcing them to tip without notice, rendering the boys and Hal unable to eat the pizza without being grounded by Lois. Hal and the boys sneak Luigi's pizzas in the garage. Malcolm gets more involved with his new girlfriend, Angela's, (Sara Paxton) intellectual family, than with her, and she eventually ditches him for ignoring her, forcing the family to kick him out and replace him with Stevie. Meanwhile, the family is watching a TV report about Lois' scheme to close Luigi's when they catch Malcolm there with his friends, which prompts Reese to accidentally confesses that they have been sneaking pizza too. Meanwhile, Otto hires a personal assistant for Francis, only for Francis to end up relying on him for everything, which even includes moving his arms.

Episode 15: "Reese's Apartment"

When Lois and Hal find out about the most disgusting and terrible thing Reese has done yet (which is never revealed on-screen), they kick him out of the house. Francis tries to defend Reese and bring him home (without knowing what he did). Dewey enjoys trashing Reese's things and sleeping on his bed. Hal and Lois find that Reese's grades are improving and he takes care of himself, but then discover that he is also $11,000 in credit card debt. They drag him home and Malcolm narrates that she has spent over a month finding a suitable punishment for him.

Episode 16: "Malcolm Visits College"

Malcolm looks forward to visiting college – until Lois comes along after learning that Malcolm will be in a coed dorm. When Hal refuses to buy Dewey a piano, Dewey steals items from around the house to build one. Reese pretends to be a drug dealer to befriend a student who turns out to be an undercover cop. Francis and Otto try to help out at a daycare, but Otto gets the kids drunk.

Episode 17: "Polly in the Middle"

Polly the babysitter (Julie Hagerty) is caught in a love triangle between Abe and Craig after Lois sets her up with Craig and Hal sets her up with Abe – unbeknownst to each other – and she enjoys spending time with both of them. Malcolm becomes fed up with Dewey's belief in a lucky shirt, believing he is just being superstitious. Meanwhile, Francis finds himself more and more dominated by Piama's fiery personality, feeling embarrassed in front of his co-ranchers, who are all macho Mexicans who believe that women shouldn't dominate men.

Episode 18: "Dewey's Special Class"

Malcolm coaches Dewey on how to "throw" an IQ test so he will not end up in the Krelboyne class. When he refuses and announces his intent to join the Krelboynes, Malcolm enlists Reese to take the test for Dewey. However, his poor test-taking skills lands Dewey in the emotionally disturbed "Busey" class instead of keeping him in the regular class. Reese tries to figure out what type of genius he is. Hal and Craig enter a Dance Dance Revolution-style contest. In the cold opening, during a public ceremony of blowing up a dam, Otto and Francis realised they swapped the dynamites meant for the dam for the picnic cooler meant for the audience, resulting in the destruction of Francis' truck.

Episode 19: "Experiment"

Stevie and Malcolm try to figure out how Reese managed to separate two bases for an enzyme for a medical experiment when he refuses to tell them. Dewey sells chocolate bars by fibbing (with Francis' help). Meanwhile, Francis teaches assertiveness to a runt pig.

Episode 20: "Victor's Other Family"

Lois, Reese, Jamie, and Malcolm go to Manitoba to meet Victor's secret family. The boys get along and even have fun with their newfound cousins, and everything is fine until Ida arrives, demanding Victor's pension. Lois reluctantly helps her get it, until she discovers that Ida lied to her and Victor is not her biological father. Dewey dreads Hal running with him since bad things always happen before such events between them. During the cold opening, Francis must deal with an amorous horse and cow sharing a stall. Betty White guest stars as Victor's other wife, Sylvia.

Episode 21: "Reese Joins the Army: Part 1"

Reese's new girlfriend Beth is about as dim-witted as he is. Malcolm initially dislikes her, but they soon grow to like each other too much, and Beth breaks up with Reese. Devastated, Reese runs away and joins the United States Army under the false surname "Jetson", where his usual antics get him punished until he outperforms other recruits by training himself to blindly obey every command from drill instructor Sergeant Hendrix. Hal's company goes under, and two FBI agents want him to falsely testify against his employer. He refuses, but they arrest him when the employer provides false testimony against Hal. Lois stresses out when she must work overtime at Lucky Aide to make ends meet. Her snappy demeanour and mounting mental instability get her fired. Dewey enters a piano contest and is angry when no one notices.

Episode 22: "Reese Joins the Army: Part 2"

The company uses Hal as a scapegoat. As Lois' mental instability worsens, Francis enlists Malcolm to forge their father's signature in a document that would declare Lois mentally incompetent, emancipate Malcolm, and give Francis and Piama custody of Dewey and Jamie. However, only the missing Reese knows Hal's signature. During a battle simulation, Reese's team is captured because he has trained himself not to think, but he escapes by recalling how he avoided being grounded by his parents and devising an elaborate prank. Malcolm finds evidence that destroys the prosecution's case against Hal but infuriates Lois and snaps her back to normal. She reads a letter form Reese stating he has graduated basic training at the top of his class and received a "reward", unaware it means being deployed into combat in Afghanistan.

* Information sourced online in the public domain.

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