'A high stakes thriller that goes straight for the jugular!'

'Biting wit ... all killer no filler'

When Jonathan Harker, a most basic b*tch, visits the House of Dragula in Trans-sylvania, he makes horrifying discoveries (including the unironic wearing of espadrilles). In a dark land where the wolves howl 'yassss kween' and bloody Marys are the only cocktail on offer, a battle between old queens draws fresh blood as the VAMPageant grudge match looms closer. Will Dragula defeat the infamous Van High Heelsing? Will a new protégé werk the cape? Will the old bat ever learn to contour? It's all to play for as these classic characters step out of the shadows and into the shade for a tale of unflinching death drops and the ultimate lip sync for your (after) life.

Ma'am Stoker is a passionate padding aficionado with a penchant for gothic horror realness. Dragula is her masterpiece, and will surely go down in herstory as one of the greatest vampire stories of all time.