In Wylie's sanctum, where secrets entwine, A Freemason Skull, oh how divine! Cast from resin, with craftsmanship rare, A masterpiece for your study or lair.

Museum quality, with weight to impress, A nod to the craft, we must confess. Carved by Wylie's hand, with skill and with flair, A replica that's truly beyond compare.

Perfect for your office, library grand, Or in your man cave, it'll surely stand. Each piece painted meticulously, you see, To capture the essence, with accuracy.

But heed the new shipping rule in place, No PO boxes, let's not embrace. For USPS woes, we can't condone, So each shipment now requires more alone.

A signature, a must, as the tale goes, To ensure your skull reaches its repose. And remember, with a nod, a hint of stealth, Epstein didn't act alone, that's the truth, in health!